[Bogo]

My can of soda is talking to me.

[InsanityIsBorn]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Whoring is . . .

Thats all . . . no need to finish the statement. That is the whole statement and you had to g and rueen it with:

Originally Posted by dieseldog

. . . it just is.

:flaminog:

[DSRTRDR]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

Ohhh I know Payback is a bitch

I had a tough number of years with my mother

I don't think she has forgiven me or ever will (it started with a 17 hour birthing process of which I have no recollection what am I supposed to do about it )

we are different people

I guess she had such a hard time because I was the first one

[Bogo]

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

OK, I am out.

To have ****ed up dreams probably.

May they be sweet fucked up dreams.

[Bogo]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

So I wanted to take a family photo for christmas
My family can't take a decent picture

Originally Posted by surfpig

We'll get 1 good one out of 10 tries, maybe...

Photoshop. As long as you got one good image of each person it don't matter.

[gladly]

Originally Posted by DSRTRDR

you wanna buy it

Fuck no!

it's a cool beast though!

[DSRTRDR]

hell, it's her own damn fault:

when she was in the women's clinic with me, one day the nurses brought the wrong baby - I was apparently brought to another mother for nursing, and my mother was given a boy

(in those days, the babies were kept in a separate ward and brought for feeding on a rigid schedule)

and there is some rumor that it was actually a three-way switch-up, but anyway, the only one who felt suspicious was my mother, she called for the nurses to check, and sure enough.......

they took a pic with three mothers and their babies, which I guess every one of them still has

the funniest thing is: the guy later went on to the same university I did studying biology (as I did), got a Diploma in molecular biology, got his PhD at the same institute I did

and now you tell me this was all genetic ?

whose milk you drink.......

[monniepoo]

Mine were all bottle fed

[Bogo]

Originally Posted by DSRTRDR

I still believed that people change

I hate it when they change... I like consistency.

[DSRTRDR]

BTW, the mother of the boy I got switched with eventually became a painter

one of her originals hangs in my mother's dining room

it's not a bad aquarell at all (in fact, I could see myself hanging it in my own house), but this is just too small town for me

[Bogo]

Originally Posted by DSRTRDR

hell, it's her own damn fault:

when she was in the women's clinic with me, one day the nurses brought the wrong baby - I was apparently brought to another mother for nursing, and my mother was given a boy

(in those days, the babies were kept in a separate ward and brought for feeding on a rigid schedule)

and there is some rumor that it was actually a three-way switch-up, but anyway, the only one who felt suspicious was my mother, she called for the nurses to check, and sure enough.......

they took a pic with three mothers and their babies, which I guess every one of them still has

the funniest thing is: the guy later went on to the same university I did studying biology (as I did), got a Diploma in molecular biology, got his PhD at the same institute I did

and now you tell me this was all genetic ?

whose milk you drink.......

[DSRTRDR]

Originally Posted by Bogo

I hate it when they change... I like consistency.

change is good

it's when you don't change, that death is near

there were few changes in my life I didn't like - I got over them

[DSRTRDR]

Originally Posted by Bogo

see, you can't make this up

that's what Michael and I have always enjoyed: happening upon sights and scenes that you just can't make up

[DSRTRDR]

like the old American roadship stranded on the shoulder of some rural highway in AZ or CA (forgot where exactly, but Michael likely remembers)

hood way up towards us, and as we drive by, we see legs dangling in the front, from a guy hanging way over into the engine compartment, and the most prominent thing turned towards us was his butt crack

I'm telling you, that's burned into my memory

[DSRTRDR]

man, it's late

I gotta go

[surfpig]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

Mine were all bottle fed

[dieseldog]

it's time for bed. Pizza consumed. Beer consumed. Check. Check. Check.

[surfpig]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

Mine were all bottle fed

Originally Posted by surfpig

Oh,

Wait.

I was thinking of something else...

[surfpig]

Originally Posted by surfpig

Oh,

Wait.

I was thinking of something else...

[surfpig]

O U T

[thorvald]

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

I ate at McDonalds the other day. I do that abvout 2 or 3 times a year to remind myself I am missing nothing but their greasey fries.

I'm surprised you're feeling well enough to post

[thorvald]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

it's time for bed. Pizza consumed. Beer consumed. Check. Check. Check.

dully noted. good night

[thorvald]

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

Word.

[thorvald]

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

There is a turkey cookin' in the other room. All for me. I live with a no meat eater.

are you cooking it or is he/she?

[thorvald]

Originally Posted by rachel1027

Happy Thanksgiving TUT!!

Happy Thanksgiving!

[thorvald]

Originally Posted by rachel1027

I only had like 34 posts at this point so that is not saying much

[thorvald]

Originally Posted by yooper

This is pretty funny. Check out the bimodal distribution. The normal people vs the post whoring freaks.

Attachment 277901

are you trying to say we're not normal and teh rest of TUT is?

[thorvald]

Originally Posted by yooper

And I STILL have the mustard line.

it's all about the mustard

[thorvald]

Originally Posted by yooper

I'm gonna lose the mustard if I keep posting....

yeh, kind of a delicate balance,

a thin mustard line.

[thorvald]

Originally Posted by surfpig

Oh, and one of these...

.NOM.