the ultimate thread! (possible NSFW-35%)(#37)

NaterGator · 11-03-08, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NaterGator

What do we think? Does this look rightish?

http://totals.theultimatethread.com/

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Originally Posted by yooper

sweet

Can you sort the output by post count?

Come on, what do you think I am... amateur?

yooper · 11-03-08, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NaterGator

What do we think? Does this look rightish?

http://totals.theultimatethread.com/

Actually no it doesn't. Stinky, DD, or me maybe for first place, not surfpig. he should be about 4th or 5th. Check my spreadsheet for a ball park, it's about three TUTs out of date...

http://www.rooney.org/tlc/TUT/TUT.xls I think.

yooper · 11-03-08, 07:45 PM

I think you're missing quite a lot of data, the numbers are all too small. There are 37 TUTs and the top posters have 1000-1500 posts per TUT...

Jman · 11-03-08, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

Did you edit? It still had too many the first time I saw it. Or else I was hallucinating. 50/50

I posted it with the wrong spelling, caught it as soon as I saw it, and went back and edited it.

I saw your post (and others) later, but no one noticed I edited it, even after I kept rolling my eyes.

Jman · 11-03-08, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

How did you do it? If you copy and paste the image you will only get one frame. If you save the image directly or use the URL of the image to set your av it should work.

I used the URL, it said "invalid file"

I saved it, but it did not blink when I did that.

I don't understand, it should have worked--that's how I've done your other anigifs, but for some reason it didn't work.

That's okay, anyway--I actually don't like it.

I'll let thorvald use it as a tribute to me, though.

Now everyone's attention will be drawn to my crotch.

yooper · 11-03-08, 07:48 PM

As of TUT#30 I've got this:

Code:

User ID	Total
dieseldog	42574
stinkyfj60	33620
yooper	        30812
srplus	        24446
surfpig 	24345
Jman	        22730
82SOA60	        18087
DSRTRDR	        16317
rusty_tlc	14787
HughHeifer	14517
WristPin	13985
grrlscout	12699
rachel1027	11109
IanB/Ullr	10970
monniepoo	10930
sisukid	        10896
Mickldo	        10627
Lupdog	        9068
Geo Ross	8431
Valentine	8288
semlin	        7527
NorCalDoug 	7109
InsanityIsBorn	6890
Rezkid	        6133
Mars	        5775
gladly	        5209
CubeDweller	4996
Cruisin Carolina4764
NaterGator	4627
swank60	        2873
Junk	        2353
Idave	        851
Just2ofus	706
Bogo	        636
cruiserdan	539
woody	        15

Jman · 11-03-08, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

Sorry, my fault.

I fixeded it

Attachment 271666

So that's why.

Jman · 11-03-08, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by semlin

yooper "accidentally" mixed up the demoral and saline solution again.

Demoral? See my sig line.

yooper · 11-03-08, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jman

I used the URL, it said "invalid file"

I saved it, but it did not blink when I did that.

I don't understand, it should have worked--that's how I've done your other anigifs, but for some reason it didn't work.

That's okay, anyway--I actually don't like it.

I'll let thorvald use it as a tribute to me, though.

Now everyone's attention will be drawn to my crotch.

It didn't work as an avatar because it was too big, my fault. Don't know why you lost the blinking.

Yeah the first thing I noticed when I looked at the animation was that it looked like your crotch is blinking.

surfpig · 11-03-08, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

Actually no it doesn't. Stinky, DD, or me maybe for first place, not surfpig. he should be about 4th or 5th. Check my spreadsheet for a ball park, it's about three TUTs out of date...

http://www.rooney.org/tlc/TUT/TUT.xls I think.

Yeah, I'm a slacker, not a whore!

semlin · 11-03-08, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jman

Demoral? See my sig line.

orly?

InsanityIsBorn · 11-03-08, 07:56 PM

Hai. Studying for a test in my Managerial Finance class tomorrow, while I wait for my next class to begin.

Blah.

Jman · 11-03-08, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

Demerol.

No I think it was the unknown substance I licked off a spoon I found in my desk drawer...

I was too lazy to walk in the other room to wash it before lunch. I figured it was just lunch from last week, how could it hurt me? But maybe it transmogrified a bit.

Remember the "sandwich incident"?

Jman · 11-03-08, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dieseldog

It's like that shitty mayo on the sangwich you had a few years back . . .

InsanityIsBorn · 11-03-08, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

This is apparently from an actual study in 1913

First off

WTF MATE??

Second off

WTF MATE??

InsanityIsBorn · 11-03-08, 07:58 PM

.Bai.

yooper · 11-03-08, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jman

Remember the "sandwich incident"?

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Originally Posted by Jman

I never forget a near hurl experience.

btw I didn't actually lick an old spoon today. I just made that up. I immediately thought of the sandwich incident while typing it though and got a little queasy.

yooper · 11-03-08, 08:02 PM

I added a link to the TUT stats page to my sig.

Jman · 11-03-08, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezkid

funny...but it looks like his wang is blinkin...NTTATWWT

See?

NaterGator · 11-03-08, 08:02 PM

source of problem identified. And boy is it obvious.

http://www.theultimatethread.com/yoop_debug.php

yooper · 11-03-08, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

I added a link to the TUT stats page to my sig.

I'm sure Nate will get it working accurately soon...

Jman · 11-03-08, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by semlin

demoral solution leaves you morally helpless and thus susceptible to hallucination

TUT convergence.

NaterGator · 11-03-08, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

I'm sure Nate will get it working accurately soon...

The regular expression is only allowing numeric characters, but vB is formatting the number with commas. Time to add commas to the list of acceptable characters in the regexp and parse them out when storing!

yooper · 11-03-08, 08:04 PM

I missed by a few seconds getting a pair of Karhu Jaks on Tramdock for $210.

NaterGator · 11-03-08, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NaterGator

The regular expression is only allowing numeric characters, but vB is formatting the number with commas. Time to add commas to the list of acceptable characters in the regexp and parse them out when storing!

Code:

preg_match_all('/target="_blank">(.+?)<\/a>.+? self.close\(\);">([0-9]+?)<\/a>/s',$tutContent,$matches); //matches user/posts!

Er... not quite

NaterGator · 11-03-08, 08:05 PM

What this effectively means is that while I chat about this instead of fixing it we have stats for all post contributions less than 1,000

Jman · 11-03-08, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dieseldog

And when I meet him in Centerville on Saturday to pick up the bike, he's going to give me a quick primer on how to do the fork rebuild. He has assured me that you do NOT need to get into the triple tree to accomplish this. That is a big relief and was what I suspected, but had not yet confirmed in the manual.

I've seen a fork rebuild writeup--can't remember where, though.

Yahoo group, maybe?

Cube Dweller · 11-03-08, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by surfpig

Totally dumping outside!

Raingutters overflowing. Again.

No, I'm not going out to clear them...

Same here. It's a rental

yooper · 11-03-08, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NaterGator

The regular expression is only allowing numeric characters, but vB is formatting the number with commas. Time to add commas to the list of acceptable characters in the regexp and parse them out when storing!

It's always something simple like syntax.

Fucking syntax.

Jman · 11-03-08, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by yooper

You can not be serious. The only way to control it is to only put the design on the floor after the patient is asleep with their eyes taped shut (standard procedure to avoid corneal abrasions under general anesthesia). You can't predict during which surgeries people will die, so you have to do that with every surgery. All this expense to "prove" that your soul floats above you in the room and looks down and has the ability to sense and process an image and that this is not a hallucination.

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The initial phase of the study will outfit participating rooms with shelves placed high up on the wall. On the top of each shelf will be a picture, visible only from the ceiling. Doctors will test whether patients who report a near-death experience are able to recall the image. If patients -- as few as four or five -- can positively recall these static images, then the study will move on: randomly generated images will be projected onto the shelves, which will further test the ability of the test subject to recall images. If no patients can recall the static images, the study can conclude that the floating effect is a trick of the mind.