A Life or Death Question.

lemming · 06-22-08, 10:28 PM

Would you rather take on one T-Rex, or 100 angry midgets?

You have one spear and body armor.

Discuss.

carboncycles · 06-22-08, 10:30 PM

Midget juggling is so late 90s

rsbcruiser · 06-22-08, 10:34 PM

hmmmm, how about if you had a pear and body odor. Somehow I think you would be better off against either the T-Rex or the midgets.

Out of control joke time.

So, what is the difference between a girls track team and a bunch of pygmies in the forest?

One is a bunch of cunning runts, the other a bunch of running cunts.

swank60 · 06-22-08, 10:39 PM

I haven't read any of the posts yet but I'll just say this: don't follow them.

burlew · 06-22-08, 11:02 PM

its little people...sheesh

jts560 · 06-23-08, 12:16 AM

I can out run a midget, probably not a T-rex.

NorCalDoug · 06-23-08, 12:53 AM

why hate on little folk?

OZCAL · 06-23-08, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rsbcruiser

hmmmm, how about if you had a pear and body odor. Somehow I think you would be better off against either the T-Rex or the midgets.

Out of control joke time.

So, what is the difference between a girls track team and a bunch of pygmies in the forest?

One is a bunch of cunning runts...

Fixed it for ya. (You're not supposed to say the second part...)

OZCAL · 06-23-08, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorCalDoug

why hate on little folk?

Or English glam bands?

JJS · 06-23-08, 08:39 AM

I'll take the midgets. I have a finite height advantage over them. I wouldn't fight the t-rex unless Mothra had my back.

Hilux · 06-23-08, 09:44 AM

duh! TRex

YouTube - T.Rex 'Jeepster'

Darwood · 06-23-08, 10:13 AM

It's easier to hide from a T-rex than it is midgets.

06-22-08, 10:28 PM	#1
lemming IH8MUD Rookie Join Date: May 2007 Location: Houston, MN. Posts: 29	A Life or Death Question. Would you rather take on one T-Rex, or 100 angry midgets? You have one spear and body armor. Discuss. __________________ 2001 Cadillac Deville DHS=cool mobster-esque car, very intimidating. 1986 Toyota truck.......completely clean, no rust. 1987 Toyota 4Runner.....now being a lawn ornament.

06-23-08, 12:16 AM	#6
jts560 IH8MUD Junior Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winter Haven, Fl Posts: 174	I can out run a midget, probably not a T-rex. __________________ 1988 FJ62

06-23-08, 12:53 AM	#7
NorCalDoug I Solve Problems... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: uhhhh...duh...Northern CA TLCA# yes, I have one Posts: 7,057	why hate on little folk? __________________ a couple pairs of pink panties... Another convert to the Church of Latter Day Swank, a sub-cult of Shahrislam "...Opportunity doesn't knock, you have to kick the fuckin door in and drag the bitch out screamin." -- Ullr "I have more respect for people who change their views after acquiring new information than for those who cling to views they held thirty years ago. The world changes. Ideologues and zealots don't." - Michael Crichton Buy TEQ Bottle Openers

06-23-08, 08:39 AM	#10
JJS Let's Go! Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,933	I'll take the midgets. I have a finite height advantage over them. I wouldn't fight the t-rex unless Mothra had my back. __________________ Toyota still builds real Cruisers. They sell them overseas.

06-23-08, 09:44 AM	#11
Hilux IH8MUD Addict Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: fawk'n with the font TLCA# 9h9-69 Posts: 709	duh! TRex YouTube - T.Rex 'Jeepster' __________________ "He's in a 46 Ford and we're in a DeLorean. He'd cut through us like we were tinfoil." E. Brown.

06-22-08, 10:30 PM	#2
carboncycles IH8MUD Junior Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 103	Midget juggling is so late 90s

06-22-08, 10:34 PM	#3
rsbcruiser IH8MUD Lifer Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,087	hmmmm, how about if you had a pear and body odor. Somehow I think you would be better off against either the T-Rex or the midgets. Out of control joke time. So, what is the difference between a girls track team and a bunch of pygmies in the forest? One is a bunch of cunning runts, the other a bunch of running cunts.

06-22-08, 11:02 PM	#5
burlew IH8MUD Rookie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 44	its little people...sheesh

06-23-08, 10:13 AM	#12
Darwood California Expatriate Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Z.O.W.I.E. Headquarters Posts: 1,805	It's easier to hide from a T-rex than it is midgets. __________________ '97 LandCruiser (Slee bits with OME418 and SOF4RH springs; Slee step sliders; African Outback full length roof rack; ARB front bumper, Hella 4000s; Kaymar rear bumper, tire carrier, jerry can carrier; BFG AT 315/75/16 on OEM steelies) '04 WRX STi (stock)

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