The ultimate thread! (possible NSFW) (#30)

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by Jman

Okay, I must quit TUT and make order out of chaos. Buh bye.

Attempts to decrease entropy are destined for chaos. Evidence my garage.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Attempts to decrease entropy are destined for chaos. Evidence my garage.

I rate it a high

FAIL!!!

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by srplus

I am surprised you don't love this one since he gave you the guy that is in your community on a daily basis providing the drugs... now if you want me to send HH over for the rubber hose interrogation and water boarding, It would be my pleasure to put in the call.

And, BTW!

Carnies: the dopers we love to hate or the dopers we hate to love? You decide.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

99 years for a rock - fuck 'em in the neck. (Tell us what he will really get)

Oh you know the deal. Those are the maxes; however, did I fail to mention the priors? Realistically, the turd will get 20 and do at least 10, while the carnie will probably do half that or get luckier with a diversion . . .

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

99 years for a rock - fuck 'em in the neck. (Tell us what he will really get)

The fact that this was all done in the midst of a family-friendly carnival with scores of kiddos all around and on school grounds will be devastating testimony that neither suspect nor their sharks will wish to have put before a jury.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

Going to shower so I can go to the garage and get dirty!

and there was symmetry . . .

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by gladly

[ "k" image]

Well-played, BlancoPony.

[stinkyfj60]

It is a beautiful day out, and I am inside studying my ass off

Although, I did manage to review every single piece of literature we covered in the last half of the semester, and wrote out like 7pages of questions to prepare for the test.

Now time for the take home portion of my PSYC test.

[Hugh Heifer]

Home Depot officially sucked today. No beer fridge. The one they had on sale they said they had no more of and would not sell the floor model. The girl that was "helping" us was less then thrilled with her job. We told her to forget it.

[yooper]

Well I passed the motorcycle course. I made one stupid mistake in the riding test or I would have had 100%. Only one person of the 12 in the course got 100%. I got 100% on the written test. Now I have to take the State written test and then I will be licensed.

They gave us the state book today to study for that written test. Our instructor told us that the state test has at least two "correct" answers that are actually wrong and contrary to what we just learned in the course. It is the opinion of everyone involved with the Motorcycle Safety Foundation (the national, nongovernmental organization that runs the course) that whoever wrote the Michigan state written test never rode a motorcycle in their life.

I'm going to try to take the state test on Tuesday after surgeries. It depends on if I go fishing; I've been invited to fish and if the weather holds I'm gonna do that; I don't get enough chances to fish, especially with this guy, who is moving to Washington in a couple months...

[yooper]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Exactly. I know you're gonna have a good time with your bike. Just remember:

S can
I dentify
P redict
D ecide
E xecute

I find myself reciting that acronym while I ride and scan for dumbshits trying to kill me when I'm on my bike.

We learned:

Search
Evaluate
Execute

[yooper]

Have to go to the Marquette Mountain Racing Team banquet now. Three plus hours of sitting around waiting for it to be over, eating bad food, on uncomfortable chairs. Maybe yooperdottir1 (this is her racing thing, not mine) will win me something cool in the raffle. LTRZ

[srplus]

Originally Posted by yooper

....I'm going to try to take the state test on Tuesday after surgeries. It depends on if I go fishing; I've been invited to fish and if the weather holds I'm gonna do that; I don't get enough chances to fish, especially with this guy, who is moving to Washington in a couple months...

So you are canceling the surgeries and fishing if the weather is nice and still trying to take the test?

[srplus]

So... I have returned from the Nursery...

All new purchases that are in the ground and those still in one gallon and three gallon pots parked until next "Big Dig" have been watered.

Gonna work on RFP for the college. It is funny that the college uses 'the College' every time it displays the word college in its documents... regardless.

So I guess in the RFP College must always be capitalized. I really think it is stoopid to have something read: "how it affects the College's plan" but that is how the RFP was prepared by the College.

[yooper]

at banquet

Is boring.

At Holiday Inn = free WiFi FTW! (TUTing from iPod Touch)

[yooper]

this connection is too painfully slow. LTRZ

[surfpig]

I had to fire up the basement beer fridge.

Cuz Mrs Surfpig bought so much beer at the store today!

[surfpig]

OK, no one bothered to tell me that that May issue of Four Wheeler had my Piggie on the two-page Table of Contents section...