The ultimate thread! (possible NSFW) (#30)

[stinkyfj60]

Originally Posted by srplus

I hope the poetry was something not from one of the Sonnets.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

The boys want to go to the beach with us tomorrow Dont think so... im sitting here watching them like a hawk

Originally Posted by monniepoo

Preteen boys make me nervous

Originally Posted by monniepoo

Specially around my preteen daughter

Originally Posted by monniepoo

Oh no another just came over... They have 15 min left then the have to get outta here

Have you had "The TALK" yet? Seems like it is time... I can remember my dad taking my sisters to the park one at a time as their "Time" came and all three of the girls when the each came back had one of those and then looks on their faces.

One of them told me that dad told them what boys were all about. He thought it would make a bigger impression coming from him than my mom.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

That put the girls to sleep... some of his stuff IIRC was rather explicit... Of course, I have no memory so I might be wrong on this. I can't even remember what the Dog poem was about, just that he wrote one.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by Mickldo

We had a little bit of fun taking pics of Kirra sitting in her camp chair on the beach.

Pretty Baby! And already knows how to fish!

[stinkyfj60]

The teacher that I was observing is teaching a class on poetry Monday morning... I think I might go sit in, talk to him about staying in touch and then asking him for a letter of recommendation for my portfolio.

I may also call this program in Alamosa that helps single mom's that are at a high risk to see if I can help with the kids. I need a summer job, but I have summer classes, so it will be a balancing act.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by semlin

i woke up this morning in a box canyon

How did your wife feel about that?

[srplus]

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

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I may also call this program in Alamosa that helps single mom's that are at a high risk to see if I can help with the kids.....

I don't know why this brings the imagery of the fox in the henhouse to mind... too much temptation?

[stinkyfj60]

Originally Posted by srplus

That put the girls to sleep... some of his stuff IIRC was rather explicit... Of course, I have no memory so I might be wrong on this. I can't even remember what the Dog poem was about, just that he wrote one.

Oh, no, it was not a sonnet. It was "Ode to the Seagull".

Zoe has a really high reading ability, but she doesnt have the life experience or education to understand all the allusions, symbolism, or metaphors in poetry.... So after reading it, I have to give her a brief explication.

[stinkyfj60]

Originally Posted by srplus

I don't know why this brings the imagery of the fox in the henhouse to mind... too much temptation?

No, I wouldnt deal with any of the moms, just the kids. They run a summer school program to help these children so they do not fall behind.

[stinkyfj60]

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

Oh, no, it was not a sonnet. It was "Ode to the Seagull".

Zoe has a really high reading ability, but she doesnt have the life experience or education to understand all the allusions, symbolism, or metaphors in poetry.... So after reading it, I have to give her a brief explication.

Paige doesnt care, she just likes that I am reading something to her

[srplus]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

all the boys left but a girl just came over and is spending the night

That is a completely different "Talk"

[Hugh Heifer]

Hellooo... TuT.

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

all the boys left but a girl just came over and is spending the night

I have apparently comeinto this at the wrong time...otherwise I would have been right over with my video camera......




and tripod!

[srplus]

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

Oh, no, it was not a sonnet. It was "Ode to the Seagull".

Zoe has a really high reading ability, but she doesnt have the life experience or education to understand all the allusions, symbolism, or metaphors in poetry.... So after reading it, I have to give her a brief explication.

Nor do I.

[Hugh Heifer]

Did I mention out upstairs beer fridge took a crap. Second one in two years. The first only lasted about 3 months and was well within warranty. I hate wasting stuff like this but it will be too expensive to repair. Cheaper to buy new. I think we are going to get something larger to increase our freezer space...as well as out carbon foot print.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

Hellooo... TuT.

Ditto; H²! (in my loudest Seinfeld voice)

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

Casino, Drinking games, sex and smuggling dogs in a hotel room...

Everything a girl needs.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by semlin

so idaho falls to butte montana has to be one of the most desolate places in the u.s..

i had the interstate to myself for miles.

They gave you plenty of clearance since they heard you did not use stainless steel bolts on your tongue or torque them properly.

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by InsanityIsBorn

AND DO NOT TELL ME YOU ARE NOT AFRAID OF THIS!!!

Ha! That car was in Portland, Oregon. I used to see it and another just like itoften. I had a pic of it someplace with a caption below, "My next government ride!"

[Jman]

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

Speaking of wierd. Today SG was at WalMart, she calls me while she is shopping and then tells me she will call back when she is all checked out.

She calls me back to tell me the registers went down at WalMart and the employees were telling everybody they could be down for half an hour, or all afternoon. SG said a lady that works there walked up to her and told her that it would last all afternoon, and "I think they are trying to shut this store down." Right then a manager walked up, and the lady changed the subject, so SG doesnt know what she meant by "they".

The first sign of the apocalypse!