The ultimate thread! (possible NSFW) (#30)

[InsanityIsBorn]

Originally Posted by gladly

that's me, tomorrow.

plane leaves at 7, have to be there an hour before, have to dose othergladly with caffeinated gudness beforehand, and get some form of breakfast for the kids, thus a 5AM wakeup call at the gladly compound

bummer.... I have a gig at 9:45 so I wake up at like 8:45 go to cawfee shop and to get cawfee and grub then to the location and then play!!!

[Mickldo]

G'day fuckers

[Mickldo]

Originally Posted by gladly

I guess we're pretty sure that mick is going to sleep for a good bit of the day

I slept into 8:45am

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

just got a text message from DD. He made a sweet narcotics bust on one of the carnies. Class 1 Felony. Maximum of 99 years in prison.

Originally Posted by yooper

Yeah me too!

Fucking carnies. We had an eyeball witness observe a hand-to-hand transfer of money for drugs on the midway at the carnival (which is set up in the high school parking lot). Carnie took delivery of a big crack rock, for which he paid $20 to a local turd. Carnie rolled over and cracked like a nut on the local dealer. We got the money, the rock, and both dudes. The carnie will be charged with possession of controlled substance in a drug-free zone (school). The local turd will be charged with sale/distribution of controlled substance in a drug-free zone (school), which is a first degree felony--punishable by up to 99 years or life. I hate carnies.

[Mickldo]

Originally Posted by surfpig

Damn, I was just about to pour you a cup of coffee (with a shot of whiskey in it).

Coffee=vomit

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by yooper

Ooh ooh, one of the friends we had dinner with tonight is a food distributor. He works for Sysco; they generally supply food to restaurants, etc.. Anyway I was complaining that I can't get any decent beef around here. It turns out he can get Certified Angus Beef. I'm gonna trade him a couple pounds of homeroasted coffee for a couple CAB™ Prime ribeyes. woot! If they are all that, which I am expecting, I can buy as much as I want through him at cost.

This information precipitates a solution to your fine meats needs . . .

[ChaseTruck]

CruiseMoab talley for the week:

5 days of trailriding
203 miles of trails
+ 25 miles of rockcrawling trails
1 day of Blazer repair
1 trail break for the '40: wire off starter
1 trail break for Blazer: tranny mount bolts AWOL
6+ GB of images
2 good deeds (recovery of others)
0 unconquered obstacles
10+ hours of sleep deficit
meeting new and old friends
knowing who you can rely on

and: learned why it is important to have a rooftop tent...

[WristPin]

Originally Posted by semlin

what channel do you use to hail truckers anyway? i forgot to turn it on today to listen to truckchat.

come to think of it, is truckchat safe for kids to listen to?

east and west bound ch 19
north and south bound ch 17
cb radio language is NOT safe for children.
most truck drivers are running 35 watts or more.
your mud duck radio is barely squeezin out 3.5 watts
when you key it down, chances are your gonna get squashed/walked on.
unless you have tuned your fire wire to 1.2 SWR your gonna burn your box, and never get out.




sound like i talk on the radio much?

I run 250 Watts and some other shit.
when i key it down, i get out.
this is what i usally say at first

goooood afternoon ladies and gentelmen!
this is wristpin coming at you live on 27.165!
keyin it down across the town
tune it in and feel the camo meat mobile!

[InsanityIsBorn]

Originally Posted by Mickldo

I slept into 8:45am

11am!!!

[InsanityIsBorn]

Originally Posted by Mickldo

G'day fuckers

[WristPin]

Originally Posted by ChaseTruck

CruiseMoab talley for the week:

5 days of trailriding
203 miles of trails
+ 25 miles of rockcrawling trails
1 day of Blazer repair
1 trail break for the '40: wire off starter
1 trail break for Blazer: tranny mount bolts AWOL
6+ GB of images
2 good deeds (recovery of others)
0 unconquered obstacles
10+ hours of sleep deficit
meeting new and old friends
knowing who you can rely on

and: learned why it is important to have a rooftop tent...

all of that sounds like tons o fun.! cheers:
i would have liked to of attended.

when hard times crunch, you find out who your friends are, fast

[Mickldo]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

It's a LOT cheaper just to mix your own. Buy a bottle of Jim Beam, a 2 liter of Coke and call it good!

I do a bit of drinking while away from home. Camping, boating, etc. Having them premixed in cans is so much easier. Better than having glass bottles breaking and spilling glasses or mugs.

What I am going to do now is get one of those unbreakable camping bottle thingys to put the Beam into and just mix it into cans of Coke Zero.

I wonder if my nip pourer will fit into one of those bottles

[WristPin]

my hands smell like the succulent steak i ate.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Mickldo]

Originally Posted by InsanityIsBorn

11am!!!

I wanted to but I was outvoted

[Mickldo]

Originally Posted by InsanityIsBorn

[InsanityIsBorn]

Originally Posted by WristPin

my hands smell like the succulent steak i ate.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

OMG!!!!

[gladly]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

I hate carnies.

Basil Exposition: What's the other thing that scares you?
Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

[InsanityIsBorn]

Originally Posted by Mickldo

I wanted to but I was outvoted

I was the first one up at my house!!

Originally Posted by Mickldo

:rolleyes:

[InsanityIsBorn]

Its like your dreaming about Gorgonzola Cheese when its clearly Brie time!!

[gladly]

Originally Posted by WristPin

my hands smell like the succulent steak i ate.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

better than smelling like cabbage,
DD would get edgy

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by semlin

greetings from butte montana

greetings, NutFucker! MrsDD extends her gratitude.