The ultimate thread! (possible NSFW) (#30)

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

Getting ready to head to Marie Callendar's for brekkie.

Nix that. Belly hurts too much and I don't feel like it.

[grrlscout89FJ62]

So much laundry, tarp-cleaning, cooler-scrubbing, and tent-drying to do.

None of it is gonna happen today.

[semlin]

Originally Posted by srplus

Another lawyer joke:

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the
Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what is the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

[srplus]

interaction and Mexican Backhoe operation time... great now it is going to be the hottest part of the day while we are out in the yard digging in the plants.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by WristPin

how well balanced is the horizontally opposed 2 cylinder on the bike?
i mean is handling better than vertical bikes?

Dunno--haven't ridden one; however, those in the know seem to love 'em.

[semlin]

Originally Posted by srplus

We got a watermelon on Saturday and cut it open last nite... I had a few bites and both and I thought that a little of it tasted like benzine or gasoline.


WTF! I am gonna take it back to the guy we got it from at the roadside fruit stand. We have been buying melons and fruit from him for almost ten years and this it the first one that was 'ODD"!

benzene is a component of gasoline. how do you know what benzene tastes like??

we had our first flavourful watermelon of the season this weekend and I finished it off in fruit salad this am. two previous attempts tasted like water.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Dunno--haven't ridden one; however, those in the know seem to love 'em.

Here's an even nicer one (for my purposes):

[surfpig]

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

I'll be over, with the munchies....

[InsanityIsBorn]

Originally Posted by srplus

Another lawyer joke:

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the
Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what is the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

:LO-Fucking-L:

[InsanityIsBorn]

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

I'll be over, with the munchies....

Ditto.

[InsanityIsBorn]

So its really bad looking weather rolling in again.... 60% chance of T-Storms today...Had to clean out a section of garage to bring my brothers 40 inside and I had to tarp up my front seats and such cuz my half doors... I picked a fine time to put those on...

[gladly]

Originally Posted by semlin

benzene is a component of gasoline. how do you know what benzene tastes like??

it probably tastes like gas smells

[monniepoo]

hello

[InsanityIsBorn]

hello

[InsanityIsBorn]

good bye

[Bogo]

Originally Posted by Mickldo

That design looks good.

I prefer proper tanks rather than jerry cans but that is me.

So do I. However I'm dealing with US gas tank regulations. The issue is getting a legal gas fuel cell for where the spare tire goes. If I did that I'd split the battery bank into two and place it where I was thinking for the jerry cans. For a trip I wish to do I'll need 30 to 40 extra gallons of fuel due to the remoteness and lack of available fuel stops. It would be nice to get the extra fuel stored low between the frame rails. For that trip it would also be an option to pull a trailer. So if I can only get 20 gallons on the truck I could be OK. Another thought was to make a jerry can rack where the spare goes. I haven't figured out in detail how many jerry cans I could squeeze up into there, but it looks like 6 is the minimum and 8 is likely within reason. It would be a pain to put them up under there and then to get them out. So that idea while workable is low on the desirability list. If my truck was a diesel it would be much easier as the regulations are less stringent for diesel tanks.

[monniepoo]

I cleaned out my garage and spent 20 min trying to start the quad
Kids wanted to ride it in the yard

[InsanityIsBorn]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

I cleaned out my garage and spent 20 min trying to start the quad
Kids wanted to ride it in the yard

Did it start??

[Bogo]

Originally Posted by Mickldo

We build enclosed race car trailers at work. We use 75mm x 40mm alloy box to build a framework then use Dibond sheeting to cover it in. We attach it using 3M double sided tape.

My plan right now is to make a roll cage out of 1.5" DOM steel tubing. That will give the overall shape and size. To that I'll glue formed sheet metal panels. I figure I can waste a bunch of time with a sand bag and hammers to shape the edges of the panels into nice curves. One of my goals is to make the exterior relatively bear proof when the popup tent top is down. Inside the sheet metal I'll have insulation to help with both heating and cooling the interior.

[InsanityIsBorn]

Originally Posted by Bogo

My plan right now is to make a roll cage out of 1.5" DOM steel tubing. That will give the overall shape and size. To that I'll glue formed sheet metal panels. I figure I can waste a bunch of time with a sand bag and hammers to shape the edges of the panels into nice curves. One of my goals is to make the exterior relatively bear proof when the popup tent top is down. Inside the sheet metal I'll have insulation to help with both heating and cooling the interior.

That'll be really nice! I'm jealous!

[sisukid1975]

I gots a BMW.

Fuckers.

The digital camera needs it's battery recharged, but soon as it's done, I'll have pics.

[InsanityIsBorn]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

I gots a BMW.

Fuckers.

The digital camera needs it's battery recharged, but soon as it's done, I'll have pics.

w00t.

[InsanityIsBorn]

Hey HH that rear drivers side door for the 60 how badly damaged is it??