The ultimate thread! (possible NSFW) (#30)

[yooper]

Originally Posted by Jman

Like turkeys don't have cheeks, salivary glands, or lymph nodes. . . .

Plus they have beaks!

[yooper]

Any GPS gurus in TUT that are up on the latest and greatest models? I've only looked at Garmin, I don't know about the other brands. I'd love to use my Mac with it and I know Garmin is actively working on this and already has some Mac software, like the Garmin Training Center™ that uses data from the Forerunner models to keep track of your workouts, including mapping your routes and keeping track of your heart rate, etc.

[Jman]

Originally Posted by GeoRoss

Somehow I lost it collecting samples in MT. I have no clue how either. I had it one when I was pulling a sledge out of may pack. Beat the shit out of an outcrop. While I was logging in the sample and wrapping it up I noticed it was gone.


WTF?

It would take a lot to dislodge the ring off my finger. You sure you didn't absent mindedly take it off and tuck it somewhere? I've been known to do that when working with my hands, so as not to scratch the ring.

[Jman]

Originally Posted by yooper

Plus they have beaks!

"If it weren't for all the fat, this sausage would taste just like turkey anus. . . . ."

[yooper]

Fuck it's garbage night. Again. Fucking garbage night. It's tyranny!

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by Jman

I only scored a 67%. In my defense, I had never heard of three of the five I got wrong--not marketed in my area.

I only scored a 67% as well. I have no excuse.

[yooper]

IF anyone wants to order anything from Motorcycle Superstore - Motorcycle Accessories and Motorcycle Gear I have some coupons.

[grrlscout89FJ62]

the cat is fuckin with Jerry through the sliding glass door

[grrlscout89FJ62]

i got a call about a job today




in Chandler

[yooper]

I stopped in a Yamaha dealer on my way home from BFN, just to check them out. Two guys behind the counter in the back, either working on inventory or looking something up for the one other customer in the store, who was trying to buy a tail rack for a cruiser bike. I browsed a few minutes, found something I wanted to buy, then walked up to the counter. They ignored me for three full minutes, working on whatever they were working on. They wouldn't even look at me, although they had to see me, I was two feet from them and obviously waiting for help. Not even a "I'll be with you in a few minutes", just talking between themselves about whatever they were working on. I walked out. I peeled out in the 100 and I think I saw a piece of gravel hit the big window at the front of the store.

Dumbshits lost my business forever.

[dieseldog]

I hate when that shit happens.

[grrlscout89FJ62]

ok so some items were purchased at the store: vanilla vodka, lime juice, diet Squirt, cream soda, and a 6 pack of 1554.

I am bringing arancello, the 1800 tequila, and 3 sugar free Red Bulls. The vanilla vodka will be donated to the bar.

So......

I can drink:

beer
tequila + lime juice + arancello = margarita
tequila + lime juice + diet Squirt = paloma
arancello + vanilla vodka or cream soda = dreamsicle shot
vodka + Red Bull
diet Squirt + plain vodka

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

i got a call about a job today




in Chandler

I dunno--is that far from Glendale?

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

I dunno--is that far from Glendale?

Yes

But I asked about telecommuting a couple days a week, and she said she'd find out if that could be an option.

[yooper]

What about the one that is really close to home?

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by yooper

I stopped in a Yamaha dealer on my way home from BFN, just to check them out. Two guys behind the counter in the back, either working on inventory or looking something up for the one other customer in the store, who was trying to buy a tail rack for a cruiser bike. I browsed a few minutes, found something I wanted to buy, then walked up to the counter. They ignored me for three full minutes, working on whatever they were working on. They wouldn't even look at me, although they had to see me, I was two feet from them and obviously waiting for help. Not even a "I'll be with you in a few minutes", just talking between themselves about whatever they were working on. I walked out. I peeled out in the 100 and I think I saw a piece of gravel hit the big window at the front of the store.

Dumbshits lost my business forever.

Originally Posted by dieseldog

I hate when that shit happens.

Hopefully there's another one reasonably close to you, just in case there's something you need, don't want to wait for, or don't want to do the work yourself.

[yooper]

From an eBay listing. Seller is in HK:

We accept exhange only the goods is damaged. The shipping and handling charges are not refundable. Shipping cost of return items is reponsible by the buyers. We are not responsible for re-send any unclaimed packets or parcels.

Dear consumer , My ebay store Still have much many goods , Welcome choose purchase .

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by yooper

What about the one that is really close to home?

It just closed on Monday. And since it's a University job it'll probably be about a month before they get around to calling ppl for interviews.