The ultimate thread! (possible NSFW) (#30)

[Hugh Heifer]

Slogans of Cheap Beers

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by yooper

You should try that right now with the arancello. You have to test it first.

too bad I need to drive to the store shortly. I'm already almost done with that wee lil glass in the foreground. and WHOA. It certainly warms the heart.

[Jman]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

hm. i have 2 cups of simple syrup left. i wonder if i measured right.

The product *tastes* right

Save it for later. Lots of uses for simple syrup.

[yooper]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

star anise, cloves, and cinnamon.

BTW the lil bottle in the pic is yours, as soon as I can get my ass to the PO.

I need to send Rach her Pez too.

move dat ass grrl!

gonna go move my own ass now...

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by Jman

Uh, what time is it?

It's 5 o'clock somewhere!

I'm pretty sure mid-morning drinking is part of the TUT Bum job description.

[Jman]

Originally Posted by yooper

You should try that right now with the arancello. You have to test it first.

grrlbum is getting wasted.

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by Jman

Save it for later. Lots of uses for simple syrup.

Yeah I poured it into an Everclear bottle and put it in the fridge. I needed a new batch anyway.

[Jman]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

work work work

Uh, wait--you coming to TUTaP II?

[Jman]

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

Slogans of Cheap Beers

I only scored a 67%. In my defense, I had never heard of three of the five I got wrong--not marketed in my area.

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by Jman

Uh, wait--you coming to TUTaP II?

I wish.

[Jman]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

I wish.

Damn it. If we get you a job, will you come?

[semlin]

Originally Posted by Jman

Damn it. If we get you a job, will you come?

no we need to sabotage her job search.

if she gets a job she won't have time and will have no accrued vacation

grrl seems to know her way around a puter so the chances of her not having a job by august are pretty slim unless we act now.

[semlin]

we could plant fake news stories for when they google her

"Noted Ufologist and 9/11 truther <grrlscout's real name> of Glendale Arizona, today joined forces with KKK grand wizard David Duke to speak out against corporate privacy and to urge employees of large corporations with access to computers to release confidential corporate information on the internet so that the truth can get out there"

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by yooper

don't expect anything

I was looking forward to comparing it to the HK416 in go fast mode. HK has the go fast shit down.

True dat.

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by Jman

I only scored a 67%. In my defense, I had never heard of three of the five I got wrong--not marketed in my area.

Only a 60% here. Dunno if scoring lower is better as an indication of taste. I did get the Schafer one though. A friend used to sing that in Puerto Rico....and we used to drink that in PR.

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

It's 5 o'clock somewhere!

I'm pretty sure mid-morning drinking is part of the TUT Bum job description.

TuT Gobernment Thug job description too

[Jman]

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

Only a 60% here. Dunno if scoring lower is better as an indication of taste. I did get the Schafer one though. A friend used to sing that in Puerto Rico....and we used to drink that in PR.

That was the first jingle that popped into my head when the page loaded. As far as I can recall, that is the only beer that blatantly promoted mass consumption.

[semlin]

human shield drug dealer paroled

in a controversial step, the parole board today granted full parole to <grrlscouts real name> of Glendale, Arizona, who has been serving consecutive life sentences for the sale of a controlled substance to minors, and for using her customers as a human shield during a shoot out with police in an elementary school playground. In a prepared statement, <grrlscout's? lawyer indicated that she shope to find work in the computer industry."