The ultimate thread! (possible NSFW) (#30)

[Mars]

You should get a birthday cake like these.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/13293.jpg

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/13294.jpg

Semi 35% for cake pron.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by 82-SOA-60

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOOP!!!!

Ditto!

[Jman]

Holy crap, it looks like all hell is breaking loose over there. . . .

[yooper]

Originally Posted by Cube Dweller

I'm having a hard time deciding on which Borg to roll with, Fidelity or Schwab. I would stay with Vanguard, but they don't offer individual share purchasing (that I can tell). Not impressed with either option really.

Schwab will fuck you, they are untrustworthy. They rule their local offices with fear.

My broker used to work for Schwab and even though I really like him I bailed from all my accounts there when he tried to give me the company bullshit line and pointed me to all sorts of bullshit investments; I asked him point blank where he came up with that shit and he got really embarrassed and took me out for a beer and told me in the bar that Schwab was pushing that shit and he would love to leave them but was stuck in a shitty contract. A year later the entire office left Schwab and went with AG Edwards. Schwab sued them; I found out later Schwab sues anyone that leaves them. AG Edwards helped them fight the suit and pay for a new office down the street and was 180° different in management style - they give the local guys complete freedom and access to excellent resources. I went and opened up a bunch of AG Edwards accounts, transferred all my IRAs there, etc., and was really happy until fucking Wachovia bought them.

Fidelity seems okay.

[gladly]

Originally Posted by srplus

Woke up to this email from BIL - should be of interest to HH and maybe some of you guys.

Meth cooks are getting the propane tanks from the exchanges at Wal-Mart, Kroger, etc. and emptying them of the propane. Then, they are filling them with anhydrous ammonia (which they now have a recipe for by the way). After they are finished with them, they return them to the store.


They are then refilled with propane and sent back for you and me to buy.

Anhydrous ammonia is very corrosive and weakens the structure of the tank. It can be very dangerous when mixed with propane and hooked up to our grills, etc.

You should inspect the propane tank for any blue or greenish residue around the valve areas. If it is present, refuse to purchase that one."


Check out the following website for more details. They also have pictures you can show.

Anhydrous Ammonia Safety Alert - National Propane Gas Association


G"Day TUT!

sounds like one of those scare tactic bullshit e-mails that my MIL sends us
but you never know
I buy new tanks and have them filled

[srplus]

Originally Posted by yooper

Yeah my guy doesn't do that and churning is not part of the AG Edwards philosophy. They also have the best market research group. If Wachovia starts pulling big bank corporate BS they are gonna lose the good research people and then I'm really out of there.

pRotF0lio was and still is a mess... she lost almost 20% of her net worth since last October 30! He called and wanted to put her into some more losers.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by Mickldo

Every time I open up the "Reply to Topic" window a window pops open warning that a website is trying to open. www .bajadesigns. com

Has somebody hacked the site???

I suck at the interweb but this doesn't seem right to me.

whoa. IIB and I were talking about that very site earler and we had trouble loading it. Then IIB stated he figured it out. I sure hope he didn't do something that affected mud . . .

[srplus]

Meanwhile with the imaginary tech portfolio I set up last July has increased in value by 56& despite the hits the stock market has taken.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by Mickldo

MMMMmmmmm.................Ducati HyperMotard..................

Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Oil, Duke, Duke, Duke of Oil . . .

[srplus]

Apple is up 188% from when I 'bought' it prior to the fall and winter Apple dog and pony shows.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by srplus

Woke up to this email from BIL - should be of interest to HH and maybe some of you guys.

Meth cooks are getting the propane tanks from the exchanges at Wal-Mart, Kroger, etc. and emptying them of the propane. Then, they are filling them with anhydrous ammonia (which they now have a recipe for by the way). After they are finished with them, they return them to the store.


They are then refilled with propane and sent back for you and me to buy.

Anhydrous ammonia is very corrosive and weakens the structure of the tank. It can be very dangerous when mixed with propane and hooked up to our grills, etc.

You should inspect the propane tank for any blue or greenish residue around the valve areas. If it is present, refuse to purchase that one."


Check out the following website for more details. They also have pictures you can show.

Anhydrous Ammonia Safety Alert - National Propane Gas Association


G"Day TUT!

This is well-known in Federal/State/Local LE circles. It's good to let the general population know and be aware, for their safety.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by srplus

check this job posting:

Jobs at Intel, Job Search

"
Web Marketing Project Manager – 552177



Responsibilities and Details

Apply for Job

Description

In this position, you will be managing the redesign of a website for internal and external users supporting intel.com standards, guidelines and policies.

Other Job Description: Responsibilities may be quite diverse of a nonexempt administrative nature. Experience and education requirements will vary significantly depending on the unique needs of the job. Job assignments are usually for the summer or for short periods during breaks from school.


Qualifications
You should possess a relevant educational qualification. Additional qualifications include:
- Experience in project management, information architecture and information design
- Excellent writing, editing and communication skills would be an added advantage "

I'm not sure the link will lead you to the exact job but you can go on their site and search US for job postings and put design or website into the search text box and search all jobs available.

grrl... click on the link on that linked page:

Web Marketing Project Manager

[Jman]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

This is well-known in Federal/State/Local LE circles. It's good to let the general population know and be aware, for their safety.

For safety purposes, I recommend that all suspect propane cannisters be shot with high-power rifles. Just as a precaution. . . .

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by yooper

Happy birthday Matt!

FKNA--PeeusWeeus.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by Jman

For safety purposes, I recommend that all suspect propane cannisters be shot with high-power rifles. Just as a precaution. . . .

Why of course. And TUT stands ready to git 'r done!

[yooper]

Originally Posted by srplus

Major suckage. At least you got to inconvenience the manager by doing it right away... send an email re missing and forgotton items to the right people... maybe a broadcast email.

WTF? It was the manager's fault?

[Jman]

Yoop, did you know when you adopted the sharks with frikkin laz0rs on their heads that the laser is four years older than you, to the day?

[gladly]

Originally Posted by yooper

Does it describe how she killed it humanely, or did she just prune a branch or something and then sing it a song in exchange? Stupid fucking hippies.

Originally Posted by yooper

the tree she killed for her dulcimer would rather be a little thirsty I'm sure.