The ultimate thread! (possible NSFW) (#30)

[rachel1027]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

Omg on Tyra today they have 600 pound women who is making sex videos and doing weird things with men for money

Sounds like her and Jerry were competing for stupidest show ever.

[gladly]

Originally Posted by gladly

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

Originally Posted by Jman

[rachel1027]

Originally Posted by gladly

King Arthur: What?
Brother Maynard: "The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"
Sir Bedevere: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
King Arthur: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.
King Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.
Sir Galahad: Maybe he was dictating it.
King Arthur: Oh shut up!
Sir Robin: Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard: No, just "Aaaaauuuugggghhh".
[knights making groaning sounds]
Sir Bedevere: Do you think he could have mean, 'Camaaaauuuuggghhhh'?
Sir Galahad: Where's that?
Sir Bedevere: France, I think.
Sir Lancelot: Isn't there a Saint "Aaaaavvvveeeesss" in Cornwall?
King Arthur: No that's Saint "Ives".
Sir Lancelot: Oh, yes. "Iiiiiivvvveeessss"!
[All knights saying, "Iiiiiivvvveeessss"]
Sir Bedevere: Whooooouuuuaaa!
Sir Lancelot: No no no, it's "Aaaaauuuugggghhhh" from the back of the throat.
Sir Bedevere: No I mean, "Whoooouuuuaaa!" as in surprise and alarm.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, you mean like, "AAAHH!"
Sir Bedevere: Yes, that's it. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I guess I am going to be forced to watch this movie again so all of these quotes will then seem more humorous to me then they seem now. I can barely remember seeing the whole movie even once.














Of course even my roommate says I am behind the times in my movie watching. She ordered The Big Lebowski and bought me a copy of Joe Dirt so I can start on getting assimilated

[rachel1027]

I did watch a DVD of Jeff Dunham the other night so I could see

<<<<<< again too. I think Walter is funnier but Achmed ranks pretty high up there in the "almost made me pee my pants laughing" scale.

[gladly]

Originally Posted by rachel1027

I did watch a DVD of Jeff Dunham the other night so I could see

<<<<<< again too. I think Walter is funnier but Achmed ranks pretty high up there in the "almost made me pee my pants laughing" scale.

I have no idea who jeff dunham or the guy in your avatar are

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by gladly

[semlin]

Originally Posted by gladly

my neighbour has that saw. with a wheel on the far right.

[semlin]

monnie, get him this for his next birthday but make him fix the bezel

Amazon.com: Erector Design Off-Road R/C: Toys & Games

[semlin]

54% off

[srplus]

Back from RFP hell.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by Mars

Ok...the notched 2x6 is bolted through the 2x10 fascia board. The fascia board is attached to every roof joist on the opposite side shown with 10 screws in a saddle hurricane tie. On every joist. I'll have to get a pic for approval...believe me its bomber. Then through bolted 3 times, plus I have 3" decking screws coming through in between the hurricane ties, and between all the slots in the 2x6. The roofing overhang can't be more than 18".

The boards running from the house are 2x8 redwood, and are screwed twice with 3-1/2" decking screws into the fascia and ledger at the notches. Screws aren't visible from below.




If I have to in the future, it would be easy to put 2 more posts by the house, and a new beam to remove the roof attachment, but I don't think I'm going to need to. The span from the house to the posts is about 9', and post to post is about 14' for scale. The lowest point of the big beams are 7-8", and the main boards from the house will sit at 8'-2" or so.

{running for cover}

SAPWOOD! uggh!

[Mars]

Originally Posted by srplus

SAPWOOD! uggh!

I know I know. Nothing I could do about it. Slim pickin's.

Its not going to matter that much, its going to get stained into oblivion. And we don't have insect problems.

[Mars]

Hillary Farted In The Elevator

[srplus]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

My worker boy

[Jman]

Originally Posted by Mars

Hillary Farted In The Elevator

See what I mean?

[Mars]

Originally Posted by Jman

See what I mean?

[Jman]

John McCain is wearing mostly polyester

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by Jman

John McCain is wearing mostly polyester

John McCain thinks that's a bunch of hooey

John McCain still has his left blinker on

John McCain doesn't like the cut of your jib

[Mars]

John McCain forgot his teeth

John McCain can't understand Ricky Ricardo

John McCain is still talking to the waitress

John McCain gets confused by his remote control

John McCain fell asleep on the bus and missed his stop

[DSRTRDR]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

*grumble* doc won't discuss my case over the phone. Have to make an appt. Next one available is the 21st. So I get a full week and a half of stomach pain = AWESOME

that is RIDICULOUS if you are in pain (it's not even snowbird time )

call them again and let them know that it's an emergency, and if they still refuse to see you, go to a different doc - the Valley is full of docs

[grrlscout89FJ62]

[DSRTRDR]

Originally Posted by Bogo

hoofed traffic............

that would never have occurred to me

does it include deer ?

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by DSRTRDR

that is RIDICULOUS if you are in pain (it's not even snowbird time )

call them again and let them know that it's an emergency, and if they still refuse to see you, go to a different doc - the Valley is full of docs

I think I can keep it in check with acid reducers, once my samples run out. We'll see.