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03-16-08, 01:48 PM
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The List Keeps Getting Longer
The list of ways for Ashley to cash in on her 15 minutes of fame keeps getting longer. - $200,000+ from song sales so far (300,000+ downloads)
- $1 million offer from Hustler magazine; other nude pictorial offers pending
- $1 million offer from Kick Ass Pictures for a starring role in a porn film
- Expected $1 million offer for a book deal.
- Hypothetical "Client No. 9" perfume deal
- "Six figure" offer from Georgi Vodka to star in their butts-on-buses campaign ("She's probably got the most popular butt in America right now," a Georgi executive says). Georgi also wants to create a new product around her called "Vodka No. 9."
- Commercials, tabloid-TV shows, a sexy clothing line, and more.
I do think the "Vodka No. 9" is maybe the best so far. Where will this all go? If I were her I'd go after $1M from Playboy instead of Hustler. Much better for the long term reputation.
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03-16-08, 02:30 PM
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she better cash in now before the spotlight moves on.
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03-17-08, 09:23 AM
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in 6 months she can paint my house for $100
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03-17-08, 09:26 AM
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i was listening to Howard Stern this morning and he had the guy who discovered her - the guy who started NY Confidential.
He said her vagina is the prettiest vagina on earth...it is supposedly perfect...
I hope she poses in PB or Hustler so i can see this "Golden Vagina"
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03-17-08, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by BeefBarley
i was listening to Howard Stern this morning and he had the guy who discovered her - the guy who started NY Confidential.
He said her vagina is the prettiest vagina on earth...it is supposedly perfect...
I hope she poses in PB or Hustler so i can see this "Golden Vagina"
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If she is PB, you won't see it....
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03-17-08, 10:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BeefBarley
i was listening to Howard Stern this morning and he had the guy who discovered her - the guy who started NY Confidential.
He said her vagina is the prettiest vagina on earth...it is supposedly perfect...
I hope she poses in PB or Hustler so i can see this "Golden Vagina"
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I dunno, yer wife's snapper is pretty sweet....wait, what?
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03-17-08, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by fsusteve
I dunno, yer wife's snapper is pretty sweet....wait, what?
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did you see it after the vaginalplasty??
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03-17-08, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by BeefBarley
did you see it after the vaginalplasty??
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I haven't seen it post-surgery, but I was responsible for making her have to get it.
Last edited by wob; 03-17-08 at 12:19 PM.
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03-17-08, 01:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wob
I haven't seen it post-surgery, but I was responsible for making her have to get it.
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Awesome.
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03-17-08, 02:07 PM
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Oh, snap.
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03-17-08, 02:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BeefBarley
did you see it after the vaginalplasty??
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Nothing says luvin like trimming back the meat curtains!
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