[rusty_tlc]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

at least someone thinks so!

The aroma of Gear Lube puts me over the edge.

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In case HH misses it in ketchup (like he is gonna do that)

and because I love the long posts so much... here is a compilation.


Top Ten Reasons We Have Seen So Few Posts Lately From HH:

10) Since he has hit OZ, running around in the bush like an Abbo in a dress has him a little cronfused.
9) He got a little messed up and is trying to post using a microwave with all the blood in his head.
8) He needs a brain transplant from driving on the wrong side of the road and is in the clinic awaiting the operation.
7) He has been drinking piss because he did not know that Aussies refer to beer by other monikers.
6) Because he has been UPSIDED DOWN so long, he fell off the train.
5) He has been looking for Lup.
4) Trying to hold on to the earth with his feet has turned him ghey and he is posting on Pirate.
3) He tried swimming with the dolphins and enjoyed being humped by them so much, he is still in the water.
2) He took a wrong turn on his latest run and is permanently lost in OZ.

And the number one reason that Chris has posted so little from OZ:

1) He was being detained by OZ Custom Authorities for attempting to export too many cruiser parts.

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Notification:

you have a PM.





Looking around, maybe I should check my box.

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Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

I am here.

Yeah, I figgered... does MH need to be awakened on Saturday so she can cook your breakfast while we chat?

[82-SOA-60]

Deborah was a Catholic girl
She held out till the bitter end
Carla was a different type
She's the one who put it in
Mary was a black girl
And I was afraid of a girl like that
Susan painted pictures sitting down
Like a Buddhist sat

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Originally Posted by rusty_tlc

Penetrating oil, and impact wrench, and time.

That is more concise than what I told him...

He ought to wait until he is already greasy and doing something else...
I know how much of an ass kicker that job is.

[82-SOA-60]

Reno was an aimless girl
With geographic memory
Cathy was a Jesus freak
She liked that kind of misery
Vicky had a special way of
Turning sex into a song
Camela, who couldn't sing,
Kept the beat and kept it strong

[82-SOA-60]

Zillah was an archetype
The voodoo queen, the queen of wrath
Joan thought men were second best to
Masturbating in the bath
Sheri was a feminist
She really had that gift of gab
Kathleen's point of view was this:
Take whatever you can grab

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Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

Looks in great shape. Not wet at all. (Which means tight bolts)

Spray them with penetrating oil and give them some time...
send any bolts that don't roll down the driveway and into the sanitary sewer.

Also that one for the radiator shroud.

[82-SOA-60]

Seattle was another girl who
Left her mark upon the map
Karen liked to tie me up
And left me hanging by a strap
Jeanie had this nightclub walk
That made grown men feel underage
Maryella, who had a son,
Said "I must go," but finally stayed

[82-SOA-60]

Gloria, the last taboo,
Was shattered by her tongue one night
Mimi brought the taboo back
And held it up before the light
Marilyn, who knew no shame,
Was never, ever satisfied
Julie came and went so fast
She never even said goodbye

[82-SOA-60]

Well, Rhonda had a house in Venice
Lived on brown rice and coccaine
Pattie had a house in Houston
Shot cough syrup in her veins
Linda thought her life was empty
Filled it up with alcohol
Catherine was much too pretty
She didn't do that shit at all
Uh-uh, not Catherine

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Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

Looks in great shape. Not wet at all. (Which means tight bolts)

And I don't know if you saw it or not in one of the three TUT's that were going on earlier
but FeRd said he was looking for a front clip...

better load up the semi when you are headed north.

[82-SOA-60]

Pauline thought that love was simple
Turn it on, and turn it off
Jean Marie was complicated
Like some French film-maker's plot
Deenah was the perfect lady
Always kept her stockings straight
Jackie was a righ punk rocker
Silver spoon and a paper plate

[82-SOA-60]

Sarah was a modern dancer
Lean, pristine transparency
Janet wrote bad poetry
In a crazy kind of urgency
Tanya Turkish like to fuck while
Wearing leather biker boots
Brenda's strange obsession was for
Certain vegetables and fruits

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Originally Posted by monniepoo

Yes monnie sends the goods!!!
they are bursting with flavor! Enjoy them!

Poo has the package!



But she has mailed it already.

[82-SOA-60]

Rowena was an artist's daughter
The deeper image shook her up
Deedee's mother left her father
Took his money and his truck
Debbie Ray had no such problems
Perfect Norman Rockwell home
Nina's sixteen, had a baby,
Left her parents, lived alone

[82-SOA-60]

Bobbie joined a New Wave band and
Changed her name to Bobby Sox
Eloise, who played guitar,
Sang songs about whales and cops
Cherry, who didn't give a shit,
Was just a realist
But Ronnie was much more my style
She wrote songs just like this

[82-SOA-60]

Jezebel went forty days
Drinking nothing but Perrier
Dinah drove her Chevrolet
Into the San Francisco Bay
Judy came from ohio
She's a Scientologist
Amaranda, here's a kiss
I chose to end this list

[Mars]

Ok.

Out for the night.

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Originally Posted by Mars

Ok.

Out for the night.

buhBye

[grrlscout89FJ62]

88 Lines About 44 wimminz

[grrlscout89FJ62]

On that note, I'm outta here!

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[rusty_tlc]

Happy Trails to you until we meet again.

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"Say good night, Gracie."

"Good night."

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And this for the Stinkman...

..

It's what's for Breakfast.

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Originally Posted by 82-SOA-60

Vicky had a special way of
Turning sex into a song
Camela, who couldn't sing,
Kept the beat and kept it strong

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

88 Lines About 44 wimminz

I have always liked that song...

[surfpig]

Setting up BC playdates...

Tomorrow

Sunday

Monday

...

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Lucy got a birthday card from her old daycare person. We haven't seen her in ~7 years.

Think Aunt Jemima: the sweetest person you could ever meet. We gotta go visit her soon. She gave us shit for not sending a Christmas card, too...