[srplus]

Originally Posted by srplus

I think someone is pulling my leg... OW.


Either the SW is out of whack or the invite to join the exclusive rusty group is bogus.

Fixeded!

[Mars]

[Hugh Heifer]

FUcK.

[semlin]

uh oh, tut is suffering lingering after effects of the schism

this may be good for my productivity

[srplus]

I am awaiting a email to see if she approves the text of an email that I intend to send to company recruiting me for that job. I wanted her to look at it and see if I left anything out or if there is something that would better be left unsaid.

It is fairly short and says nothing about taxes...

I would appreciate it if the editors and folks in TUT would look at the copy and post something or PM me of what it thinks of content. I think I am going to call first and decline and then send email.

[srplus]

I want ot try to not be as verbose as I normally am in TUT and yet still express appreciation for their effort and offer.

[srplus]

Here goes... pulling the trigger.


Bill and Beau:

I truly appreciate the opportunity to participate in this process and cherish the thought that you felt that I was the man to get the job done. I regret that due to my own situation I cannot devote 110% of my efforts to helping you grow your company. Anything less than that would be unacceptable to me.

I know I am missing out on a wonderful opportunity to work with competent people in a stellar working environment. This has been a very difficult decision. I thank you for your patience and all of your effort to bring me aboard.

I wish you the best of luck and think that you will get the job done and prosper as you bring your company out of the ground. If the occasion ever arises to sell or recommend a foam monument sign, I can assure you that your company will be at the top of my list.


Thank you again.

[srplus]

suggested that I add this text to the first paragraph to make it clear that they do not need to read further if they do not want their egos stroked:

Therefore I cannot accept your offer to be your Southeast Regional Sales Manager.

I fell a litle regret but I think my decision is the best for us.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by semlin

uh oh, tut is suffering lingering after effects of the schism

this may be good for my productivity

Get your butt back here counselor!

[semlin]

Originally Posted by srplus

Here goes... pulling the trigger.


Bill and Beau:

I am grateful for the opportunity to participate in this process and I appreciate the confidence you expressed in me that I was the man to get the job done. After a lot of reflection, I regret that due to my own situation I cannot commit to devote the efforts I see as needed to helping you grow your company. Anything less than a full commitment to this venture would be unacceptable to me.

I know I am missing out on a wonderful opportunity to work with competent people in a stellar working environment. I thank you for putting it before me and for your patience in working through it with me. Turning it down has been a very difficult decision.

I wish you the best of luck and I am sure that you will get the job done and prosper as you bring your company out of the ground. If the occasion ever arises to sell or recommend a foam monument sign, I can assure you that your company will be at the top of my list.

Thank you again.

some suggestions.

[rusty_tlc]

Originally Posted by srplus

Here goes... pulling the trigger.


Bill and Beau:

I truly appreciate the opportunity to participate in this process and cherish the thought that you felt that I was the man to get the job done. I regret that due to my own situation I cannot devote 110% of my efforts to helping you grow your company. Anything less than that would be unacceptable to me.

I know I am missing out on a wonderful opportunity to work with competent people in a stellar working environment. This has been a very difficult decision. I thank you for your patience and all of your effort to bring me aboard.

I wish you the best of luck and think that you will get the job done and prosper as you bring your company out of the ground. If the occasion ever arises to sell or recommend a foam monument sign, I can assure you that your company will be at the top of my list.


Thank you again.

I wouldn't use the word "cherish" in a business letter. It sounds to informal,


































and ghey.

[grrlscout89FJ62]

so, like, what do I flush my diffs with?

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by Ullr

So yesterday morning I responded to the ex-GF's second email by answering her questions (Still single, no kids, etc.) and then very nicely asking how it was she had my work email, that was not published publicly, at a job I had only started a month ago, when i don't even give my friends and family my work email address. Haven't heard from her since, so there must be something she doesn't want to admit.

She's fucking your boss and he's raising your lovechild!

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by rusty_tlc

I wouldn't use the word "cherish" in a business letter. It sounds to informal,


































and ghey.

cherish the night!

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

cherish the night!

many an awkward slow dance to that song

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

many an awkward slow dance to that song

FT#15555!!

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by Jman

I am not amused. I am boycotting TUT until the True TUT 29 is created and my post is restored to its rightful place at the start.

Waaaaa.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by semlin

i do work for myself. it is the clients who are scrutinizing i can't practice without them.

It was one of the things I absolutely hated about legal practice. I still do a form of documentation of my day and daily activities; however, in this job, I don't have to account for my every fucking six minutes. I am happier xTUT.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

LOL pic txt from Yoop!

Unfortunately I think he might be sober.

you gottted the snowman too?

[rusty_tlc]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

so, like, what do I flush my diffs with?

Flush?

Unless the oil is contaminated you just drain and fill.

If the oil is contaminated pull an access cover, wipe out as much as you can and then hose it down with Brake Kleen.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by semlin

grrl is correct

there is a great schism in tut

neither of the new tuts is doctrinally pure, and so both are heretical and anti-tuts.

only a tut synod can confirm a new method of commencing a tut

I'm standing on the promise of the fact that I started the new TUT (TUT29)--post completion of TUT28's having greater than 15,000 replies--on the advice of counsel. Canadian counsel, yes, but competent counel to be sure. Oh, and that would be YOU. Fucker. Spawn of TUTSatan is on your doorstep.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by monniepoo

I never get any

nope. it's not possible for you to post without double entendre . . .

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

you gottted the snowman too?

I thought it looked like one of the Knights Who Say Ni, so I texted him back "bring us a shrubbery!"

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by semlin

not if he continues to commit heresy by posting in the schismatic anti-tut

plus he won't be able to post at all once the tut inquisition catches up to him. at least not until he has been interrogated, confessed and repented and been burned at the stake and disemboweled. that will give you a decent head start.

I claim good faith adherance to legal opinion. Hows your E&O coverage lookin'?

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

I thought it looked like one of the Knights Who Say Ni, so I texted him back "bring us a shrubbery!"

Noice NI in the MI! FYI--that snowperson is sitting presactly where my BJ-73 sat some many months ago . . .

I miss Witch Lake.

[grrlscout89FJ62]

Originally Posted by rusty_tlc

Flush?

Unless the oil is contaminated you just drain and fill.

If the oil is contaminated pull an access cover, wipe out as much as you can and then hose it down with Brake Kleen.

Yesh. Mick mentioned a flush would be necessary if the oil was mucky.

Thanks for the tip - that's what I was looking for.

[Hugh Heifer]

BELLEVUE, OH (NBC) -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by Mars

If this TUT stays open greater than 15k posts, then DD does still have a chance of out whoring me. Its a CONSPIRACY!!

You are truly one of the paranoid ones . . . . Keep up the good work! That sound you hear is not my footfalls behind you. No, really.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by semlin

some suggestions.

Thanx. Only one or two edits were required to take the Canadian out of the text. I sincerely appreciate you taking the time.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

cherish the night!

too .....