The ultimate thread! (possible NSFW) (#28)

[Mars]

Originally Posted by InsanityIsBorn

Quote:
Originally Posted by 82-SOA-60
Hmmm






Does Mars wanna look up Peewees kilt??

How could I not.

[Mars]

Originally Posted by Ullr

Doesn't everyone?

See!!

[Mars]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

To be accurate, "tranny" doesn't always mean what you think. "Tranny" is short for either Transvestite or Transexual, in which case the original plumbing is or is not intact, depending upon how you fill out the slang.

Originally Posted by dieseldog

. . . and to be even more accurate, not all transexuals are post-op; therefore, "Tranny" can stand for a lot of folks born as men who still have their junk intact.

[Ullr]

Good skis on SAC

[Mars]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Does it suck to huck without no poles? Only if the sucking involves fucking guy's skulls.

I'm so confused.

[Jman]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

To be accurate, "tranny" doesn't always mean what you think. "Tranny" is short for either Transvestite or Transexual, in which case the original plumbing is or is not intact, depending upon how you fill out the slang.

Originally Posted by dieseldog

. . . and to be even more accurate, not all transexuals are post-op; therefore, "Tranny" can stand for a lot of folks born as men who still have their junk intact.

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Non-trannies don't get to decide for the trannies what name they will go by. You ARE a non-tranny, right.

I dunno? Are you?

So, when you arrest one, do you ask them how they want to be referred to on the report? "You can call me . . . Loretta."











Teakettling trannies in TUT. TECH!

[Mars]

Originally Posted by DSRTRDR

why do you hate Germans

[Ullr]

Originally Posted by Mars

I'm so confused.

The double negative throws yah, that and the pentameter is all wrong.

[Jman]

Originally Posted by gladly

hm. look to the castle anthrax for those ones

"A spanking, a spanking . . . we're going to get a spanking!"

"And then . . . the oral sex!"

"The oral sex! The oral sex!"

[Ullr]

Originally Posted by Jman

I dunno? Are you?

So, when you arrest one, do you ask them how they want to be referred to on the report? "You can call me . . . Loretta."











Teakettling trannies in TUT. TECH!

Package check.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by NaterGator

I'm in ur TUT.

Stealin ur post countz.

Well, steal Mars'. He is posting so hard he is crushing it and I can't read fast enough to ketchup.

[Mars]

Originally Posted by NaterGator

Due to the amount of wifi stealing that seems to go on in TUT, I figured this was applicable:
Upside-Down-Ternet

What.

Come on.


Everybody steals wireless....


....right?

[Jman]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

I don't mistake them, but like I said, "most folks can't tell the difference". I stand by that comment--especially from a distance.

Originally Posted by DSRTRDR

"you" was not the specific you here but the general 'you' here

your humor must have some Germanic essence given the lack of it by Jman's standards

Uh oh. This could go on for a while.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by NaterGator

South Park, for all it's slapstick crude humor can hide a fairly intelligent and complicated message behind the facade of idiocy.

Kind of like a young Gator I know.

[Mars]

Originally Posted by gladly

hope you turned it off before answering



?

I sold it! Guy came and took it for full asking price last night.


Yeah baby! I'll take that $30 thank-you-very-much.

[Mars]

Originally Posted by gladly

sounds more like somebody needs to get firefox and adblock plus

I have firefox...been resisting the adblock....

[Mars]

Originally Posted by gladly

i don't know how you are still posting, when your head is so flat!

took me a second.

[sisukid1975]

Originally Posted by srplus

You can call it BS all you want. Do it again if you desire.

The State of Florida has gotten records from companies in many states and they are forcing them to collect Sales Tax for the State of Florida for all residents (when billing and shipping address are Florida). LL Bean, BassPro, Apple, Dell... the list goes on. Ask me how I know about Dell since they just collected the Sales Tax on the purchase of the shop computer as the Agent for the State of Florida Department of Revenue.

Some of these companies have facilities in Florida but most do not. The companies cave because it is cheaper to just set up the bookkeeping and comply with the request than it is to get involved in the legal wrangle with the unlimited resources of the state.

Maybe it should not be happening but it is. Fact.


Besides, since the tax is legally due and I would have to pay it in any case... I would just as soon pay it with the purchase than try to track it and pay it with a special voucher. It is a bunch of nonsense but I guarantee that the State of Florida is doing it to businesses to force them to collect the tax and many of those businesses that it has brow beaten into being their collection agent have been gifted with subpoenas for big ticket sales to residents of the State of Florida for before they became collection agents so that the State can prosecute people that have dodged the sales tax.

Maybe it should not be happening but it is. Fact.

This might open up a new job for you... you can develop a data base compiler to spit out all of the individuals who might be engaging in illegal non-payment of Sales Tax and sell it to all the companies that would rather just roll over than jump on the NATIONAL BELLAS HESS V. DEPARTMENT OF REVENUE, 386 U. S. 753 (1967) bandwagon.

Originally Posted by srplus

And Fred I think one of the ways that they do it is they make a large purchase from a Vendor and then the Vendor did business with the State of Florida. They have found a way to circumvent that law... We have a very smart Attorney General and I am sure he would not be doing or allowing another agency to be doing anything that is illegal.

Absolutely the last word on the topic... that is unless you need to have the last word.

Originally Posted by srplus

Can't resist... set the hook in me.

Meanwhile every thirty days you will be writing another yet larger check to Godfrey and Kahn in Milwaukee, WI as their paralegal runs up the hours responding to all the legal harassment coming from the south. And then the State of Florida will go to the State of Wisconsin and tell them in chambers that if they want any subpoenas from Wisconsin honored in Florida it might be best to issue a local subpoena.

Get the drift? Don't forget the last thing, that last check to your attorney after they tell you that you have to comply and they are sorry it cost you so much money to try to fight it.

I don't think you're getting it. OK, from your second post, I think you are, but you're just not putting the pieces together.

If those companies are collecting FL sales taxes, it is because there is something that puts them within FL jurisdiction. A warehouse, a retail outlet, a business office, who knows? But there is something about those businesses that gives FL jurisdiction. Just like there is something about Apple (The Apple Stores in Madison and Milwaukee, for instance) that gives Wisconsin the jurisdiction to require Apple.com to collect sales tax from me when purchase online. However, it is quite obvious that Amazon has nothing that puts it in WI jurisdiction, since I do not pay WI sales tax on Amazon purchases.

The "...unlimited resources of the state of Florida..." can go to hell. They have no legal means whatsoever to compel a foreign company not in their jurisdiction to pay or collect their taxes. The State of Florida can have 500 lawyers write you 15 letters apiece every day of the week, and you can shred every one, ignore them, and there's nothing they can do about it. They have no authority to do anything about it.

The only thing they can do is file a lawsuit in Federal Court, and wait to lose it just like everyone else before them who tried. So unless the State of Florida has resources so unlimited that they are willing to argue against legal precedent that has been re-affirmed within the last 10 years, if I get anything in the mail from them telling me I have to collect their sales tax, it goes in the trash, which is about all the heed I am required to pay it, since they have no legal means to compel me to anything different.

[srplus]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Steven--he already has the larger aftermarket ("long range") tank in there and wants to go back to stock. (also known as: why would he take out one ~40 gallon tank to put in another ~40 gallon tank?)

From my post:

Originally Posted by srplus
There was a really long TECH THREAD in the 60 section about this and using a tank from a chevy or ford for a replacement... jim (carb rebuild guy) was doing the research and mods to see what would be best... I lost track because it went on forever and don't know if he ever finished the project... it was to put a junkyard or easily obtainable larger tank (~40 gal) in the back instead of the stock tank.

I don't think I misunderstood his question... I was just giving him the resource for finding the information instead of going to SOR and doing his research for him or telling him to call cDan... and another alternative just in case the 40 gallon tank that he had had rotted out or been holed by a rock and he might have wanted another large tank but figured it might be too expensive to get one from OZ.

Just sayin'.

But thank you for keeping me on task.