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I doubt it, if either of us need(ed) a 12 step program it would be me 
Funny story about her: We went to some concert, I'm thinking Nirvana? I forget which but it was a hell of a pit. Came out with one shoe, no shirt, covered in blood and very little of it mine. She's driving because I've been drinking and moshing and I pass out in the front seat.
It must have been the car stopping that woke me, because all of a sudden i came awake and realized the car was stopped, so I thought "Oh, good time to take a piss". I jump out of the car to find myself looking down the barrel of a revolver held by a VERY nervous MI State Trooper, who yells "FREEZE! Where do you think you're going?!?!"
To which I respond: "Well, i was going to take a leak, but I guess I'm not now" and got back in the car.
My GF had been pulled for speeding, the cop looked over and saw all the blood on me and called for back up. So first they had to run my ID to see if perhaps I had been involved in a crime, then they had to pull her aside and grill her to make sure there was no domestic violence going on. She laughed at them, "Look at him, if there is domestic violence going on I'm obviously winning!" 
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Revolver? Bah, that's nothing.  Last time I encountered the MSP. . . .
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Well, if everything was like colorado, then colorado wouldn't be special, now would it?
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Speaking of this, I suppose you are w3rk-headed before too long.
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Originally Posted by Ullr
I don't know how you do it w/out music.
Certain homogenous terrain, such as teh desert, can be cathartic to drive through, hell, even the high plains of Kansas aren't THAT bad. But I'm sorry, I draw the line on road trips at corn.
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Well, I did get the XM, remember? It's just only installed in the Dodge Cummins and the BJ-73. I'm workin' on having it in the KZJ-70 . . .
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Originally Posted by Jman
Revolver? Bah, that's nothing. Last time I encountered the MSP. . . . |
I'm so glad to have contributed to one of Jman's "Badass Anecdotes". 
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Stinky will be very disappointed.
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one of??
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ullr
I don't know how you do it w/out music.
Certain homogenous terrain, such as teh desert, can be cathartic to drive through, hell, even the high plains of Kansas aren't THAT bad. But I'm sorry, I draw the line on road trips at corn.
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It sounds like you've had some bad experience with corn in the past.
I don't wanna know.
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. But I'm sorry, I draw the line on road trips at corn.
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That was me coming home in the Tercel from NJ. I come from barley and potato farms, so the the corn was interesting.
"Hey, that's corn!"
"Wow, more corn, that is crazy."
"Hmph. Corn."
Three states later...
"Can you fucking plant something besides fucking corn "
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You should arrange "adventure weekends" for folks like me. Although I am somewhat contrite about taking up so much of their time. Then again, they probably had almost as much fun telling their side of the story.
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Originally Posted by srplus
So, you don't want to cruise Tallahassee and get the 'sign tour', I take it.  |
Given the choice between that and another corn tour, I'd take signs.
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one of??
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one of one.
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Does everyone see? The vista! You are looking out over the Arid Plains of Semlin's Humo(u)r.
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It sounds like you've had some bad experience with corn in the past.
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NO, NOT THE CORN!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyfj60
That was me coming home in the Tercel from NJ. I come from barley and potato farms, so the the corn was interesting.
"Hey, that's corn!"
"Wow, more corn, that is crazy."
"Hmph. Corn."
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You have a Tercel?  Got any pics?
I like how the smiley is part of the quote.
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I like how the smiley is part of the quote. |
I did that to convey the mood of the quote I figured if it was outside, it would imply I was angry at the moment I was typing, not at the moment I was in corn hell
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Given the choice between that and another corn tour, I'd take signs.
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I'll give you the quick version because the  always gives me the when we have a guest...
I did that one, and that one, and that one...
Repeat as many as necessary until you feel like !
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I am noticing more and more Social Groups popping up that are by invite only...
I am starting to feel out of the loop since I can't even read the posts.
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Tengo hombre.
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NO, NOT THE CORN!
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Hmmf;
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you have a man? What?
Don't you mean "Tengo mucho hambre"?
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In Search of More Gubs . . .
Mi devas ..i reven al la ŝipo kaj Mi estas estas vestita per ruĝa ĉemizo. Mi estas amor kun.
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i has a corn highway story.
i had a friend in gradeschool whose family drove to disneyland and back from cloudtown in their stationwagon. his freshly acid-addled older brother sang "jimmy cracked corn" the whole way home so his parents put him in the very back fold up seat where they couldn't hear him but my friend and his other brother could in the middle seat.
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Quote:
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Does everyone see? The vista! You are looking out over the Arid Plains of Semlin's Humo(u)r. |
look closer. there is corn growing on those plains
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Quote:
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High Fructose Humour.
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Time to SSS . . .
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Mi devas ..i reven al la ŝipo kaj Mi estas estas vestita per ruĝa ĉemizo. Mi estas amor kun.
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our local airline has introduced sleepers
WestJet
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Joke (I think)
The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks."
Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.
"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."
"Dick? How could you do this to me? What could be worse than this?"
"The handwriting's Laura's."
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