[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by yooper

TUT 28 doesn't exist...

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

I'm dying over here.

Where the hell is 28!!!!

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

28! 28! 28! 28!

Originally Posted by Jman

Have you tried looking for it here?

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

Guess I should have named this properly. Let's start again shall we...

Originally Posted by surfpig

It's the ascension. Be calm. Have some more Kool Aide>>>

Originally Posted by Jman

Yeah, I was just in 27, and the quick reply box wasn't there.

Originally Posted by bad_religion_au

this thread is useless without......


actually cause i got no idea what your on about... it's just useless :P

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

I know it will all be kool.

Originally Posted by Jman

How can you close a door without opening another?

Originally Posted by Jman

OMG, we're trapped in chat.

Originally Posted by bad_religion_au

ohhh TUT hit 28???? hope woody didn't create it

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

What the fuck is going on, I went and dropped a load, came back and now I am all confused...

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

check out chillygirls dot com I was GISing bare feet in the snow

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

That didn't take you as long as i thought

Originally Posted by surfpig

There's this house down the street that has a second-floor door that just opens into space...

That's how.

Originally Posted by surfpig

Originally Posted by Jman

I just got a pingle.

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

Maybe Woody wants to see if we are self sustaining.

Originally Posted by cruiser88

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

HH has a foot fetish

Originally Posted by surfpig

Originally Posted by Rezkid

geez...I look away for 2min and look what happens

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

You mean, like a commune




Damn hippies.

Originally Posted by Jman

Wait, there it is.

Originally Posted by surfpig

Damn, now I REALLY need to get a job...

Originally Posted by cruiser88

Originally Posted by surfpig

*WHEW*

Originally Posted by cruiser88

...........

Originally Posted by bad_religion_au

on second thought, woody, create 28, because we don't want the rabble loose in chat again...

Originally Posted by ms018kmf

I thought this was a new thread? Figured it out though, funny shit.

Originally Posted by surfpig

This here is the truth...

And there you go

[gladly]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Tell me more . . .

Does it have the 1HZ engine and five-speed tranny? If so, let's talk . . .

(I presume you are referring to a 78-series and not a model year 1978)

I had assumed he meant the 78 model year

[sisukid1975]

Well, bedtime.

Later, TUT.

[surfpig]

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

No, no, you are posting in #28, it happened a long time ago.

No.

Wait.

What?

[surfpig]

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

And there you go

[valentine]

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

And there you go

[surfpig]

Originally Posted by stinkyfj60

I boycotted it several times already, now I feel all chafed!

You sure it wasn't that barefeet site?

[gladly]

Originally Posted by srplus

Eric the Red!

and peanut the green!


gis brings nothing from that particular M&M's ad campaign

but I found this!

[grrlscout89FJ62]

well that was just too much excitement for me. I'm off to bed.

Tomorrow, I'll tell ya about the super amazing ice cream i had today.

[surfpig]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

well that was just too much excitement for me. I'm off to bed.

Tomorrow, I'll tell ya about the super amazing ice cream i had today.

#69!

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

well that was just too much excitement for me. I'm off to bed.

Tomorrow, I'll tell ya about the super amazing ice cream i had today.

R U Home?

[Hugh Heifer]

This would be a good Monday morning jpg.



Oh, the IH8MUD symbol obscured the TuT. I guess we know who's boss.

[gladly]

Originally Posted by semlin

78 model year

that is still good, lots of stuff there that would make sweet upgrades to your rig (disc brakes FI)

[Hugh Heifer]

his TuT is flying by! Seems like just yesterday we were in #27.

[Hugh Heifer]

has me ripping a few CDs for our trip.

CDs to MP3s that is.

[gladly]

Originally Posted by 82-SOA-60
woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

nice!

[Hugh Heifer]

Blessid Union of Souls is sweet. Anybody heard 'em?

[Hugh Heifer]

Originally Posted by gladly

nice!

I have that some place....my detachable penis. It is probably with that CD.

[Hugh Heifer]

Here's my chance to say thank you to a place where
All my memories are fond and an essence of my heart
Waiting there with open arms
There's Melissa full of charm
How I miss her so, she's such a sight of love down in

Oh Virginia down the highway to 64
East way to Newport News
There you'll find an open door in
Oh Virginia all my friends are there to greet me
Just a smile down 64 along the open road

At the Patton Hotel I spent lots of time there
That's where we decided this is where we wanted to be
And down the road on Jefferson you'll find Steamer's close by
If you see Mark and Steve Breen
Tell 'em Jeff and I both said "hi"

But we were younger then never knowing then
That she would take us as her own
And make us part of her life
Highway to the sun we had so much fun
I can't wait to get there and tell 'em that I miss my second home

Oh Virginia down the way we'll be there in no time
Oh Virginia just a ride down 64
Oh Virginia I can see those signs from here
Oh Virginia 25 miles to Hampton Roads

We got friends in Yorktown we got friends in Williamsburg
We got friends in Newport News
We want all of y'all from Portsmouth sing
We got friends in Bluefield we got friends in Richmond
We got friends in Hampton Roads
And down by the beach let me hear everybody, yeah

Talks about places I lived and a hotel I shut down when I was a cop.

[Hugh Heifer]

So, like, now what are we going to do?

[Hugh Heifer]

I gotta get a number 28 avi.

[Hugh Heifer]

Windoze Media Player does a decent job ripping and cataloging...just sayin.

[gladly]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975
Hey fuckers.

I gots a new (to me) car.

LOL You're not fucking going to believe it, either...

2000 Chrysler Concorde LSi

The quintessential American land-yacht. about 40 feet long, 10 feet wide, interior covered in about 16 acres of leather. Trunk bigger than my first apartment. Fully loaded with every option, rides smooth as silk, handles like a waterbed.

Yep, I got me a true Ghetto-Cruiser so I won't look so conspicuous in Beloit.

But, here's the good part:

1) 31,000 miles on an eight year old car.
2) You know how the owners manual says to take it in for " ________________________ every X miles or Y months, whichever comes first"? Well, that was done religiously. Even if the car only had 300 miles on it since the last oil change, it still was changed every three months, regardless.
3) I know the previous owner very well

Yeah, it was my grandmother's car. She paid cash for it at the Chrysler dealer when it was new, and drove it to the grocery store, and to go on the occasional long trip. She decided a few years back that she should not be driving anymore (what with not being able to see past the dashboard and all) and she gave it to my dad, which was a nice gesture, but he didn't need it. So, the thing sat in my aunt's garage for the last few years (She lives close to grandma). My aunt continued to look after the car, pretty much only driving it to the Chrysler dealer for the maintenance, and maybe a long trip or two where having a land yacht might be nice. But she didn't need the car either, and it takes up a lot of frigging garage space.

My aunt decided a while back to sell it, but my grandmother got all pissy about it. Something about how "...I do all these nice things for you kids, and you never appreicate it! You're all a bunch of ingrates! Do you think your father could afford to send you to college on a Navy salary? No, but we scrimped and saved and did it anyway, and none of you have ever...." So, that left aunt Cindy in a bad spot -- sell the car and piss off her mother -- which doesn't take much at all, or have thing taking up like 17 acres of garage space so it could get driven once a week.

So, when she heard I was in need of a nice commuting car, she leapt at the opportunity to get the fucker out of her garage. Since she can tell grandma that it's staying "in the family" and is going to good use to keep me from having to buy a new car while Katie is out of work, grandma not only approved, but insisted that Cindy give it to me, and insisted that my refusal to accept her generosity would not be well received.

So, I took it.

And I'm paying $1 for it. She was gonna just give it to me, but her lawyer told her that it would be better to sell it to me, even if only for $1.

The idea is that I can drive the POS for a while till I find a new vehicle I really want (like a diesel something-or-other) and am less reluctant to take on a new payment.

My aunt figures that in a year or two, I'll be able to trade the fucker off, and grandma either:

a) won't remember
b) won't care
c) option c...

So, that's that.

I now own a land yacht.

My cousi David will be delivering it in two weeks.

congrats!
(though vehicles that have sat for long periods of time worry me)

[dieseldog]

Don't sweat the load.

[gladly]

Originally Posted by gladly

congrats!
(though vehicles that have sat for long periods of time worry me)

Originally Posted by yooper

Good deal for you. I wonder how long before it breaks on a daily driving schedule...

and yooper too!

[Cube Dweller]

[ obligatory first post in TuT 28 ]

[gladly]

Originally Posted by Rusty_tlc

I got the triple denial so I'm guessing there are no motorbikes in my future.
And it wasn't like three denialis in the same conversation, it was like
"no motorcycle, no motorcycle, no motorcycle"

[gladly]

Originally Posted by srplus

I just wanted to post a link to my website so that I could nab the html for the link...

SR+ sign consulting group - Sign Consultants & Sign Consulting

asshat spammer!

[gladly]

Originally Posted by siskukid

Motorcycle shopping is on the docket for this spring. But I've already been arguing my case and presenting evidence in pre-trial motions.

Being relieved of the Honda payment is most helpful, the shitty way it happened notwithstanding.

wait til you see your new vehicle's fuel bills...

[rusty_tlc]

What the hell is going on??????????


Oh wait my shorts are on backwards, nevermind.