[rachel1027]

I was thinking of making some. But then I would be forced to eat a shitload of eggs I do not really want. I guess I am a bad mom.

Originally Posted by yooper

it's time to decorate Easter Eggs™ here in the yooper™ household

ltrz

[rachel1027]

Originally Posted by yooper

last year's effort revisited:

egg, in my favorite color even

[rachel1027]

The hoodie on SAC is kinda fugly but a good price. If I liked either one of my older kids right now I would buy them one each.

[yooper]

Originally Posted by Hugh Heifer

OK - so a quick update and then I have to sign off. I am at my cousin's house North of Perth. Tomorrow is a 25 Km run for me. Not so much for the The Virgin Blue flight to Perth from Sydney was shitty and much like a Gray Hound bus ride! We drank about $50 in wine to get thru it.

Did the Red Dress run yesterday and drank out fill then got lost and were unable to meet up with some friends and had snacks for dinner but got some great Cruiser pics. I will post when I get home.

Anywho, got vegemite packets for everyone, home I can get through Customs. Was thinking about bringing back some piss for TuTAp but with all the other crap we are carrying it might be a bit of weight. So all good but it is fuckinh hot here. At least hotter then we expected.

So cheers bitches and we will chat soon!

Now if I can just talk my cousin into putting a new 70 on a ship......

You can leave my Vegemite down there. I already know what it tastes like.

[NaterGator]

Originally Posted by yooper

You can leave my Vegemite down there. I already know what it tastes like.

Mmmmmmmm vegemite

[yooper]

Originally Posted by rachel1027

The hoodie on SAC is kinda fugly but a good price. If I liked either one of my older kids right now I would buy them one each.

There are hoodies on SAC and at WhiskeyMilitia.com: Volcom Tips Sweater - Men's all the time. Hoodies are probably 10% of the listings at those two sites. Usually a good price. About 20% of their hoodies are non fugly. So if you want you can wait a while and you might see a non fugly one. I am wearing an Oakley™ hoodie right now that I got at SAC. It is plain chocolate brown except for a small logo on the breast. It's extremely comfy and is actually kinda like a soft shell jacket - it's made to be an outerlayer for snowboarding. It was like $20.

[yooper]

Originally Posted by rachel1027

I was thinking of making some. But then I would be forced to eat a shitload of eggs I do not really want. I guess I am a bad mom.

We don't eat ours. All that coloring makes me and Mrs. yoope want to just thinking about it. We buy the cheapest crap eggs for decorating and then either feed them to the dog or trash them after a week.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by NaterGator

Fucker

Originally Posted by yooper

dude

sweet

take pics

no doubt. I'm a fucker and I'll take pics.

[yooper]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

did someone say "Worf Whore"?

Mmm, Jadzia Dax. She was the only reason I ever watched DS9...

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

I like the way you think.

with an idea like that one, who the fuck needs a business plan!

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by yooper

that looks familiar!

definitely. and it will again soon!

[Just2ofus]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

xTUT

Hi Fred, how are you and Katie doing?

[yooper]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

I'm practically doing bono as it is . . .

NTTIAWWT...

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

Que? Where you goin'? I work 60 hours a week and somehow manage to miss this...

Recap for Ketchup Losers:

(1) MrsDD works like a dog for months on end;
(2) MrsDD meets DD for dinner;
(3) MrsDD has champagne;
(4) Clever, observant DD takes note--due to long practice--that something is up;
(5) MrsDD announces that she received extra pecuniary remuneration customarily known as bonus;
(6) DD thinks "AHA--BONUS!", and says "Congratulations, that's wonderful, Sweetie!";
(7) They kiss;
(8) DD thinks "Gubs"; MrsDD says, "Let's go on a cruise";
(9) DD says "yes Dear";
(10) USAA travel and Royal Caribbean do the rest . . .

We sail on the 23rd from Galveston on the Voyager of the Seas on a seven-night cruise to Cozumel, Roatan, & Progreso.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by yooper

NTTIAWWT...

Dude. You are soooo wrong for that.

[GeoRoss]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

While laughing and saying "LOSER!" or "Damn, you suck at this game."

That reminds me, my "victory dance" is not in-your-face enough.



I need to work out some new moves.

[dieseldog]

ByTheWay--thanks for the redo of the TUT egg post. It was cool then and it's cool now.

[grrlscout89FJ62]

A crusty Army sergeant found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant for conversation.

'Excuse me, Sergeant Ferguson, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'

'Negative, ma'am. I am just serious by nature.'

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'

'Yes ma'am, a lot of action.'

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'

The Sergeant just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'

'1955, ma'am.'

'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.

The Sergeant, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'

[yooper]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Dude. You are soooo wrong for that.

That's actually how I read it the first time and I had to double take.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Recap for Ketchup Losers:

(1) MrsDD works like a dog for months on end;
(2) MrsDD meets DD for dinner;
(3) MrsDD has champagne;
(4) Clever, observant DD takes note--due to long practice--that something is up;
(5) MrsDD announces that she received extra pecuniary remuneration customarily known as bonus;
(6) DD thinks "AHA--BONUS!", and says "Congratulations, that's wonderful, Sweetie!";
(7) They kiss;
(8) DD thinks "Gubs"; MrsDD says, "Let's go on a cruise";
(9) DD says "yes Dear";
(10) USAA travel and Royal Caribbean do the rest . . .

We sail on the 23rd from Galveston on the Voyager of the Seas on a seven-night cruise to Cozumel, Roatan, & Progreso.

But we don't have a sweet-ass Land Yacht aka Chrysler Concorde aka Vegan Chrysler

see, bitch--I DO my ketchup.