[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by yooper

that looks familiar!

definitely. and it will again soon!

[Just2ofus]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

xTUT

Hi Fred, how are you and Katie doing?

[yooper]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

I'm practically doing bono as it is . . .

NTTIAWWT...

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

Que? Where you goin'? I work 60 hours a week and somehow manage to miss this...

Recap for Ketchup Losers:

(1) MrsDD works like a dog for months on end;
(2) MrsDD meets DD for dinner;
(3) MrsDD has champagne;
(4) Clever, observant DD takes note--due to long practice--that something is up;
(5) MrsDD announces that she received extra pecuniary remuneration customarily known as bonus;
(6) DD thinks "AHA--BONUS!", and says "Congratulations, that's wonderful, Sweetie!";
(7) They kiss;
(8) DD thinks "Gubs"; MrsDD says, "Let's go on a cruise";
(9) DD says "yes Dear";
(10) USAA travel and Royal Caribbean do the rest . . .

We sail on the 23rd from Galveston on the Voyager of the Seas on a seven-night cruise to Cozumel, Roatan, & Progreso.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by yooper

NTTIAWWT...

Dude. You are soooo wrong for that.

[GeoRoss]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

While laughing and saying "LOSER!" or "Damn, you suck at this game."

That reminds me, my "victory dance" is not in-your-face enough.



I need to work out some new moves.

[dieseldog]

ByTheWay--thanks for the redo of the TUT egg post. It was cool then and it's cool now.

[grrlscout89FJ62]

A crusty Army sergeant found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant for conversation.

'Excuse me, Sergeant Ferguson, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'

'Negative, ma'am. I am just serious by nature.'

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'

'Yes ma'am, a lot of action.'

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'

The Sergeant just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'

'1955, ma'am.'

'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.

The Sergeant, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'

[yooper]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Dude. You are soooo wrong for that.

That's actually how I read it the first time and I had to double take.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Recap for Ketchup Losers:

(1) MrsDD works like a dog for months on end;
(2) MrsDD meets DD for dinner;
(3) MrsDD has champagne;
(4) Clever, observant DD takes note--due to long practice--that something is up;
(5) MrsDD announces that she received extra pecuniary remuneration customarily known as bonus;
(6) DD thinks "AHA--BONUS!", and says "Congratulations, that's wonderful, Sweetie!";
(7) They kiss;
(8) DD thinks "Gubs"; MrsDD says, "Let's go on a cruise";
(9) DD says "yes Dear";
(10) USAA travel and Royal Caribbean do the rest . . .

We sail on the 23rd from Galveston on the Voyager of the Seas on a seven-night cruise to Cozumel, Roatan, & Progreso.

But we don't have a sweet-ass Land Yacht aka Chrysler Concorde aka Vegan Chrysler

see, bitch--I DO my ketchup.

[yooper]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Recap for Ketchup Losers:

(1) MrsDD works like a dog for months on end;
(2) MrsDD meets DD for dinner;
(3) MrsDD has champagne;
(4) Clever, observant DD takes note--due to long practice--that something is up;
(5) MrsDD announces that she received extra pecuniary remuneration customarily known as bonus;
(6) DD thinks "AHA--BONUS!", and says "Congratulations, that's wonderful, Sweetie!";
(7) They kiss;
(8) DD thinks "Gubs"; MrsDD says, "Let's go on a cruise";
(9) DD says "yes Dear";
(10) USAA travel and Royal Caribbean do the rest . . .

We sail on the 23rd from Galveston on the Voyager of the Seas on a seven-night cruise to Cozumel, Roatan, & Progreso.

It's soo romantic!

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by yooper

That's actually how I read it the first time and I had to double take.

Maybe I shoulda hypenated . . .


nah. I shoulda italicized.

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by yooper

It's soo romantic!

[dieseldog]

Mars just thinks he's a whore . . .

I seem to recall some stretches where swanker, yooper, Jman, me, NCD, stinky, and a host of others used to put up some muthafuckin' NUMBAHS.

[yooper]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

A crusty Army sergeant found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant for conversation.

'Excuse me, Sergeant Ferguson, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'

'Negative, ma'am. I am just serious by nature.'

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'

'Yes ma'am, a lot of action.'

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'

The Sergeant just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'

'1955, ma'am.'

'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.

The Sergeant, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'

Should a been a Marine though.

[dieseldog]

. . . and I'm out for a bit . . .

[yooper]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Mars just thinks he's a whore . . .

I seem to recall some stretches where swanker, yooper, Jman, me, NCD, stinky, and a host of others used to put up some muthafuckin' NUMBAHS.

wr0d old skool back in the day...

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

A crusty Army sergeant found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant for conversation.

'Excuse me, Sergeant Ferguson, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'

'Negative, ma'am. I am just serious by nature.'

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'

'Yes ma'am, a lot of action.'

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'

The Sergeant just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'

'1955, ma'am.'

'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.

The Sergeant, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'

Dude. That brings the funnay. Several times . . .

[yooper]

Complete works of Beethoven 85 CD Box set at Amazon for $63.

Amazon.com: Beethoven Edition: Complete Works (85CD Box Set): Ludwig van Beethoven,Florian Prey,Gunther Leib,Haakon Schaub,Hartmut Welker,Jens Hamann,Siegfried Lorenz,Tom Krause,Vladimir de Kanel,Hermann-Christian Polster: Music

[dieseldog]

Originally Posted by yooper

wr0d old skool back in the day...

I wasn't posting in TUT when swanker was, but I've read the transcript. We need more swanker. He knows irony.

[yooper]

Originally Posted by srplus

Diving back into the red stuff... Did anyone notice mud being a little slow this morning?

No.

[yooper]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

Katie and I are thinking of pulling the trigger one one of these:



With an electrical heater, this will allow plants to grow all year long...

We're looking for a smaller one to go in our yard in town. (The one pictured is 8x12)

One fine day, Mofer Township will have a huge greenhouse.

I totally need a real greenhouse...

[sisukid1975]

Originally Posted by Just2ofus

Hi Fred, how are you and Katie doing?

Alright. Big lawsuit, i still hate... things... still figuring out where to move, and when I can pull a surfpig at last.

[sisukid1975]

Originally Posted by dieseldog

Recap for Ketchup Losers:

(1) MrsDD works like a dog for months on end;
(2) MrsDD meets DD for dinner;
(3) MrsDD has champagne;
(4) Clever, observant DD takes note--due to long practice--that something is up;
(5) MrsDD announces that she received extra pecuniary remuneration customarily known as bonus;
(6) DD thinks "AHA--BONUS!", and says "Congratulations, that's wonderful, Sweetie!";
(7) They kiss;
(8) DD thinks "Gubs"; MrsDD says, "Let's go on a cruise";
(9) DD says "yes Dear";
(10) USAA travel and Royal Caribbean do the rest . . .

We sail on the 23rd from Galveston on the Voyager of the Seas on a seven-night cruise to Cozumel, Roatan, & Progreso.

You will enjoy it, fucker.

[stinkyfj60]

I no ketchup.

[Cube Dweller]

Originally Posted by sisukid1975

Alright. Big lawsuit, i still hate... almost everything... still figuring out where to move, and when I can pull a surfpig at last.

fixed.

[sisukid1975]

Originally Posted by grrlscout89FJ62

A crusty Army sergeant found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant for conversation.

'Excuse me, Sergeant Ferguson, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'

'Negative, ma'am. I am just serious by nature.'

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'

'Yes ma'am, a lot of action.'

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'

The Sergeant just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'

'1955, ma'am.'

'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.

The Sergeant, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'

[yooper]

Originally Posted by DSRTRDR

so, if I get an iPod capable music player (with CD or radio or whatnot) for my truck, do I then want an iPod or an iTouch all this newfangled stuff

and IF I wire the CB to the existing speakers (which I haven't done yet because I haven't figured the rest out), how can I get the speakers to do either/and CB or/and music, or in the ideal situation: how do I get the CB to override the music when a CB message comes in

The regular iPods are better music players. The iPod Touch has a web browser and does email and has a nice screen for watching movies. It's the right one for me because it replaces my Palm that I use every day and it replaces a laptop for me when traveling. But there are some big compromises compared to other iPods in music playing terms. The best music players are the iPod Classics with big hard drives.

[sisukid1975]

Originally Posted by yooper

I totally need a real greenhouse...

we have very limited space at the house in town, so I'm thinking an 8' x 12' would be just about right once we finish tearing up the driveway and Emma's old pen.

Katie drew up plans for a decorative garden and vegetable garden separated by a greenhouse, leaving a section of concrete for a nice grill/smoker combo and an outdoor dining area.

We were going to rent the jack hammer and get to bustin' up concrete this weekend, but it's fucking supposed to snow 13" today and tomorrow.

[sisukid1975]

Originally Posted by Cube Dweller

fixed.

while your correction my indeed be accurate, it was alluding to a particular thing I hated, without coming out and saying it, cause I ain't on my own computer right now -- know what I mean?