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Old 03-13-08, 01:17 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I don't know if it's "almost all", but you are correct that it is many! I basically dumped a girl because she had HPV and had an irregular pap. I know she had been with " a lot" of guys, and she said she thinks she knows where she got the HPV from, one time without the condom with some guy (not me). And since there is no HPV carrier test for men, I hope I don't carry that shit! But I ALWAYS was wrapped with her! Oh and I was number 13 at age 27 for her?
First off, a condom will do NOTHING for you, you my friend I would bet have HPV!! Condoms don't really protect a whole lot against HSV or HPV... With that said, who cares! I would shit a brick if I didn't have it... If you've been with 4 girls chances are you got it.. And there is no knowing where you got it! She could have gotten a finger in there from some guy two years earlier and gotten it.

and 13 at age 27 is a lot! Do you still know how I can find this girl? She'll be right about where I like em be the time she's 30... Oh wait then she'll be too old for me... I have no interest in a girl unless she's in the 20s and two of those guys I would like to have been at the same time..

I cared about numbers when I was insecure, now, I'm fine with anything under a 3-4 per year average and hell if I met a girl that had been with 100 guys 5 year prior I would have an issue but only because I would assume there was a deeper issue and I want a healthy relationship.

Hell, I was looking at some internet entertainment today and I saw a girl I was WITH on a porn site!! Made me start laughing.. PM Me if you want the link
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Old 03-13-08, 02:36 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Damn it. Guess I'll have to just sleep with their moms now.

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You really think 13 at age 27 is a lot?

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Old 03-13-08, 05:36 AM   #34 (permalink)
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You really think 13 at age 27 is a lot?
Well now she is 29, and I can only assume that since I have broken up with her, the number is at least 15 (that I know about) or more?


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Old 03-13-08, 05:37 AM   #35 (permalink)
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You know the worst part? With girls you have to use the rule of 3, they divide the true number by 3. That means she really slept with 39 men. I bet she gave good head, and probably swallowed. That effectively means that every time you kissed her, you would in effect, sucking 39 dudes dicks!!!!!










Sorry I couldn't resist. I bet you will be up all night now.
She did swallow, and it was in fact the best head EVER! Practice makes perfect!

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Old 03-13-08, 07:45 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Must mean we need more sex education and free condoms/birth control in schools.

Oh... Wait...

The problem has gotten worse sense we started doing that.

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She did swallow, and it was in fact the best head EVER! Practice makes perfect!

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she was so good, that I wish I had it back!
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Old 03-13-08, 08:47 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I run an OB practice and my office is right next to the nurses- I hear them telling girls all day long that they have HPV- They have a vaccine now but it only covers a few strains... glad Im married.

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