MUD SEC football clan thread - Page 121

tcb · 06-24-08, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by wob

You know, I really have a problem pulling for teams that we play against (especially in our division) to win national championships.

'scuse me while I go put more water in bucknasty's mama's dish.

Atticus · 06-24-08, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by tcb

'scuse me while I go put more water in bucknasty's mama's dish.

His wife wears undies with dickholes in 'em.

wob · 06-24-08, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by tcb

'scuse me while I go put more water in bucknasty's mama's dish.

pretty funny, though

wob · 07-02-08, 12:56 PM

sweet.....

XM service fills out SEC sports lineup
Posted on 07.02.08

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Football and men's basketball games for all 12 Southeastern Conference schools will be broadcast on XM Satellite Radio starting in the fall.

The company announced Tuesday that it has added Alabama, Auburn, Florida and Vanderbilt to its lineup. The SEC had signed a five-year deal to let XM carry the games for seven schools starting last year and was already set to start carrying South Carolina games this season.

XM plans to carry ever SEC football game and most men's regular season basketball games. It will also broadcast key women's basketball and baseball games during the regular season.

XM also airs the SEC football championship game and the tournaments for baseball and men's and women's basketball.

'74 UA FJ · 07-02-08, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus

Sucks to be Jimmy Johns.

Most retarted people seem happy all of the time.

How fucking stupid can a person be?

Volunteer · 07-03-08, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by wob

sweet.....

XM service fills out SEC sports lineup
Posted on 07.02.08

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Football and men's basketball games for all 12 Southeastern Conference schools will be broadcast on XM Satellite Radio starting in the fall.

The company announced Tuesday that it has added Alabama, Auburn, Florida and Vanderbilt to its lineup. The SEC had signed a five-year deal to let XM carry the games for seven schools starting last year and was already set to start carrying South Carolina games this season.

XM plans to carry ever SEC football game and most men's regular season basketball games. It will also broadcast key women's basketball and baseball games during the regular season.

XM also airs the SEC football championship game and the tournaments for baseball and men's and women's basketball.

Damn and I just sold my unit

commercial free my ass I just used it last football season for the games. It was great for the Southern Cruiser Crawl last year listening to the SEC action while on the trail and that night having a few brews with the LSU - Florida game on.

Rookie2 · 07-03-08, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by '74 UA FJ

Most retarted people seem happy all of the time.

How fucking stupid can a person be?

You act surprised. Who we kinding here. None of us are exactly recruiting players based on moral eptitude. Unfortunately a lot of the best football players in the country are outright thugs.

tcb · 07-10-08, 12:17 PM

Firstcoastnews.com | Breaking News Web Alert | Jaguars WR Matt Jones Arrested on Cocaine Charges in Arkansas

'74 UA FJ · 07-10-08, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tcb

Firstcoastnews.com | Breaking News Web Alert | Jaguars WR Matt Jones Arrested on Cocaine Charges in Arkansas

No wonder that fucker could run so fast.

Rookie2 · 07-10-08, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by '74 UA FJ

No wonder that fucker could run so fast.

Makes me wonder how they caught the elusive bassturd, considering for several years some of top athletes in the country (SEC defensive players) couldn't.

wob · 07-23-08, 11:03 PM

fuckin' Tebow....

HOOVER, Ala.

THE TIM TEBOW Show made its way to Alabama on Wednesday, and he did not disappoint. If ever there existed a better ambassador for college football, I would like to meet him.

This guy is more than the perfect one for your daughter to meet and, heck, marry. He gives new meaning to the term "golden boy." He borders on being too good to be true. Women find him easy on the eyes. He carries close to a 4.0 grade-point average in his school work. He is charming and quick-witted.

He also plays a pretty mean game of football.

But this goes well beyond winning the Heisman Trophy as Tebow did a season ago as Florida's quarterback. It goes beyond being the first sophomore to haul away the bronze trophy as the best player in the college game.

This goes to Tim Tebow, the person. My gosh, he is gaining Chuck Norris status. Insert "Tim Tebow" for "Chuck Norris" the next time you tell jokes: If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all three at the same time? Tim Tebow, of course; Tim Tebow does not use spell check. Webster changes the word when Tebow misspells it.

Perhaps for the first time in the history of SEC media days, a player needed the big stage Wednesday to address the print media. Tebow stood and answered questions head on where previously only head coaches had stood and evaded such questions. All other SEC players talked at smaller side tables.

The more he talked, the more Tebow won everyone over. This from a young man who is not permitted to drink beer legally until August, as if that would be even a remote possibility. If there were any doubters among the 300 or so media members who listened to Tebow, they likely were eliminated as he spoke about his recent offseason.

"I can take what I do in playing football as a game and change people's lives with it," Tebow said. "That's why football is such a great game. That's kind of why I do the things, preaching in prisons, doing those different things, trying to take advantage of that platform that God has blessed me with."

Tebow served church missions in the Philippines, Croatia and Thailand. The Philippines trip is an annual excursion as part of his father's Bob Tebow Evangelistic Association. This time, when called on to fill in as a surgeon, Tebow participated in circumcisions and the removal of cysts on small children.

When he returned to Florida, Tebow visited numerous prisons throughout the state and played a role in converting many to Christianity. In his spare time, he organized a powder-puff football game that raised $10,000 for charity.

"If I can change a kid's life for the better, that's much more important to me than beating Georgia or Florida State, or whatever team it is. That's very special to me," Tebow said. "Having the ability to put a smile on a kid's face, to go to a hospital and see a girl who is about to die and see her smile because you're there to see her. You can't put a price on what that does for me."

Tebow traveled nearly 20,000 miles this offseason. He was honored in nine states by 15 organizations. His parents and the Florida sports information office sorted through thousands of speaking requests.

None of the adulation and the rock-star status has seemed to adversely affect Tebow. He is a veteran at being in the spotlight. Before he graduated from Nease High School in Florida, his name was attached to a bill in the Alabama state legislature, one that did not pass but would have permitted private school athletes to compete for public schools as Tebow did. Upon announcing his commitment to Florida, Tebow was the subject of an hour-long ESPN documentary titled "The Chosen One."

Do not think for a minute that the off-field Tebow frenzy will somehow be detrimental to his on-field performance this coming season. He said his focus in the offseason was to become more knowledgeable about the game.

"My biggest goal this year, as far as football goes, was becoming a better decision-maker," Tebow said. "What that entails is when I approach the line of scrimmage, it's recognizing defenses faster, getting us into a better play faster. When the play happens, when I'm dropping back, maybe not always having to make the big play."

With that, Tebow thanked everyone for coming and headed off for another task that will further his ever-growing legacy. He learned that Emma King of Hoover, Ala., whose seventh birthday arrives on Friday, was left in tears in The Wynfrey Hotel lobby earlier in the day.

King's sign that read "All I Want 4 My Birthday Is To Meet Tim Tebow" went unnoticed by the star as he was ushered around the lobby and into an elevator to the second floor.

The girl's patience paid off as Tebow made one birthday wish come true, beyond her wildest imagination. She and her family got to meet her idol face-to-face in a private room.

Word has it that Tebow left the room with a bigger smile than the girl.

There's a joke in there about Tebow performing circumcisions on small children, but I'm gonna leave it alone.

Rookie2 · 07-24-08, 09:09 AM

I just heard they served Fulmer the subpoena in the Albert Means case from a few years back.

wob · 07-24-08, 09:10 AM

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I just heard they served Fulmer the subpoena in the Albert Means case from a few years back.

I assume that you are bullshittin', right?

if not,

wob · 07-24-08, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by wob

I assume that you are bullshittin', right?

if not,

holy shit...

Tennessee's Phillip Fulmer served subpoena as he arrives for SEC media days - Breaking News from The Birmingham News - al.com

...that's awesome.

They ain't forgot about the Bear or Phil.

Rookie2 · 07-24-08, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by wob

holy shit...

Tennessee's Phillip Fulmer served subpoena as he arrives for SEC media days - Breaking News from The Birmingham News - al.com

...that's awesome.

They ain't forgot about the Bear or Phil.

I think this from one of Alabama's cheating boosters. The university is not involved with the case or the booster any longer.

Volunteer · 07-24-08, 10:42 AM

the drama continues.

ESPN.com - E-Ticket: The Crimson Hide

tcb · 07-24-08, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rookie2

I think this from one of Alabama's cheating boosters. The university is not involved with the case or the booster any longer.

The booster in question has been dead for two or three years now. NCAA working with a quickness these days.

Rookie2 · 07-24-08, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tcb

The booster in question has been dead for two or three years now. NCAA working with a quickness these days.

One of the boosters is dead... there were multiple boosters involved that filed the suite.

One of the articles on the web, says it's a civil suite against the NCAA regarding the recruitment of Kenny Smith (not Albert Means like I said previously) where the booster was caught on tape offering Smith $10,000 to commit to the Tide. I think they said in the subpoena Fulmer is to appear the week of the Auburn game... good timing I guess if you're an Auburn Fan. Maybe that's who they're "helping out" now since Alabama cut all ties with them.

4WDBetterthan2feet · 07-24-08, 02:04 PM

GO BUCKS!

Atticus · 07-24-08, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 4WDBetterthan2feet

GO BUCKS!

Maybe this is your year. (fingers crossed for good luck)

wob · 07-24-08, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus

Maybe this is your year. (fingers crossed for good luck)

You mean maybe an SEC team won't make the championship game?

4WDBetterthan2feet · 07-24-08, 02:14 PM

It had better be, as long as we stay healthy through the season we should be playing Joga in the NC game. Even if we loose a couple games we will be just as strong next year talent wise. We shall see.....

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Originally Posted by Atticus

Maybe this is your year. (fingers crossed for good luck)

Atticus · 07-24-08, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by wob

You mean maybe an SEC team won't make the championship game?

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Originally Posted by 4WDBetterthan2feet

It had better be, as long as we stay healthy through the season we should be playing Joga in the NC game. Even if we loose a couple games we will be just as strong next year talent wise. We shall see.....

I was joking. OSU sucks. They don't play enough good teams during the year to be prepared for what the SEC brings to the table.

4WDBetterthan2feet · 07-24-08, 02:37 PM

Oh, you u r so right. I thousand aplogies for posting in this mud puddle. You guys will get yours. We will shut up a lot of people after we spank USC and then go on to take care of business in the NC game, maybe against a SEC team maybe not.

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Originally Posted by Atticus

I was joking. OSU sucks. They don't play enough good teams during the year to be prepared for what the SEC brings to the table.

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wob SUCKERS!! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Lounging on the Riviera Posts: 1,058	sweet..... XM service fills out SEC sports lineup Posted on 07.02.08 BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Football and men's basketball games for all 12 Southeastern Conference schools will be broadcast on XM Satellite Radio starting in the fall. The company announced Tuesday that it has added Alabama, Auburn, Florida and Vanderbilt to its lineup. The SEC had signed a five-year deal to let XM carry the games for seven schools starting last year and was already set to start carrying South Carolina games this season. XM plans to carry ever SEC football game and most men's regular season basketball games. It will also broadcast key women's basketball and baseball games during the regular season. XM also airs the SEC football championship game and the tournaments for baseball and men's and women's basketball.

07-23-08, 11:03 PM	#3611
wob SUCKERS!! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Lounging on the Riviera Posts: 1,058	fuckin' Tebow.... HOOVER, Ala. THE TIM TEBOW Show made its way to Alabama on Wednesday, and he did not disappoint. If ever there existed a better ambassador for college football, I would like to meet him. This guy is more than the perfect one for your daughter to meet and, heck, marry. He gives new meaning to the term "golden boy." He borders on being too good to be true. Women find him easy on the eyes. He carries close to a 4.0 grade-point average in his school work. He is charming and quick-witted. He also plays a pretty mean game of football. But this goes well beyond winning the Heisman Trophy as Tebow did a season ago as Florida's quarterback. It goes beyond being the first sophomore to haul away the bronze trophy as the best player in the college game. This goes to Tim Tebow, the person. My gosh, he is gaining Chuck Norris status. Insert "Tim Tebow" for "Chuck Norris" the next time you tell jokes: If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all three at the same time? Tim Tebow, of course; Tim Tebow does not use spell check. Webster changes the word when Tebow misspells it. Perhaps for the first time in the history of SEC media days, a player needed the big stage Wednesday to address the print media. Tebow stood and answered questions head on where previously only head coaches had stood and evaded such questions. All other SEC players talked at smaller side tables. The more he talked, the more Tebow won everyone over. This from a young man who is not permitted to drink beer legally until August, as if that would be even a remote possibility. If there were any doubters among the 300 or so media members who listened to Tebow, they likely were eliminated as he spoke about his recent offseason. "I can take what I do in playing football as a game and change people's lives with it," Tebow said. "That's why football is such a great game. That's kind of why I do the things, preaching in prisons, doing those different things, trying to take advantage of that platform that God has blessed me with." Tebow served church missions in the Philippines, Croatia and Thailand. The Philippines trip is an annual excursion as part of his father's Bob Tebow Evangelistic Association. This time, when called on to fill in as a surgeon, Tebow participated in circumcisions and the removal of cysts on small children. When he returned to Florida, Tebow visited numerous prisons throughout the state and played a role in converting many to Christianity. In his spare time, he organized a powder-puff football game that raised $10,000 for charity. "If I can change a kid's life for the better, that's much more important to me than beating Georgia or Florida State, or whatever team it is. That's very special to me," Tebow said. "Having the ability to put a smile on a kid's face, to go to a hospital and see a girl who is about to die and see her smile because you're there to see her. You can't put a price on what that does for me." Tebow traveled nearly 20,000 miles this offseason. He was honored in nine states by 15 organizations. His parents and the Florida sports information office sorted through thousands of speaking requests. None of the adulation and the rock-star status has seemed to adversely affect Tebow. He is a veteran at being in the spotlight. Before he graduated from Nease High School in Florida, his name was attached to a bill in the Alabama state legislature, one that did not pass but would have permitted private school athletes to compete for public schools as Tebow did. Upon announcing his commitment to Florida, Tebow was the subject of an hour-long ESPN documentary titled "The Chosen One." Do not think for a minute that the off-field Tebow frenzy will somehow be detrimental to his on-field performance this coming season. He said his focus in the offseason was to become more knowledgeable about the game. "My biggest goal this year, as far as football goes, was becoming a better decision-maker," Tebow said. "What that entails is when I approach the line of scrimmage, it's recognizing defenses faster, getting us into a better play faster. When the play happens, when I'm dropping back, maybe not always having to make the big play." With that, Tebow thanked everyone for coming and headed off for another task that will further his ever-growing legacy. He learned that Emma King of Hoover, Ala., whose seventh birthday arrives on Friday, was left in tears in The Wynfrey Hotel lobby earlier in the day. King's sign that read "All I Want 4 My Birthday Is To Meet Tim Tebow" went unnoticed by the star as he was ushered around the lobby and into an elevator to the second floor. The girl's patience paid off as Tebow made one birthday wish come true, beyond her wildest imagination. She and her family got to meet her idol face-to-face in a private room. Word has it that Tebow left the room with a bigger smile than the girl. There's a joke in there about Tebow performing circumcisions on small children, but I'm gonna leave it alone.