[Noah]

I've learned that processor speed is tested by throwing your laptop against the wall and reliability is tested by crushing it...

I've learned again that Ruggy is still a tool.....and not a very sharp one...

I've learned that i will be eating Kobe strips tonight along with a shitload of wine...

I've learned that gun control should consist of taking away the bullets

[Noah]

I've learned that this is a slow day of learnen shit...

[sc40]

i learned that, uh...... what were we talking about?





pass the cheezy puffs man

[nat]

I learned that wake and bake celebration was delayed due to house chores

[Skillet]

I learned that toffee and rectal bleeding don't mix.

I also learned that pickles should not advertise their compatibility with sandwiches.

Oh, and I learned not to talk about the ruggster around individuals who may be spotting.

[GetsUThere]

I learned that when you accidentally leave cheese out of the fridge for a few hours after making a sandwitch, the cheese tastes pretty marginal.

I also learned that I am a cheapskate and eating funny tasting cheese hasn't made me sick yet.

[decavo]

just how many times i can get baked in one day


and still function or not or who cares

[monniepoo]

I may not know everything.
I can write halfway decent jack off material in just a few hours without much effort.
Alec Baldwin is still sexy even if he is verbally abusive.

[NorCalDoug]

I learned that workin' all day doesn't allow for much time on MUD.

I learned that I still hate sprouts on my sammiches...especially when I specifically ordered it without...

I learned that I can still keep my mouth shut about scrapin' off nasty sprouts when I'm gettin' a free lunch

I learned that lunch-work-meetings are just as dull as non-lunch-work-meetings.

I learned that I still know how to lift the hood off a database and generate some sick SQL

[grrlscout89FJ62]

I learned that lack of weed can instill violence, as our boy was assaulted by some teen thugs looking for some.

I learned that frybread is the best form of fried dough -- EVAR.

I learned to ratchet up my caffeine addiction by having a red eye every morning.

I learned that basil and chives sprout faster than lavendar, tomatoes, and strawberries.

[beno]

I learned that frequent flyers are douchebags...

I learned that within all adults lies a dormant fucking cry baby.

[projektdotnet]

I learned that a sienna LE has a decent amount of get-up-n-go (it's a loaner while my 4runner is in the stealership ) and have a pretty good sound system

[White Shark]

I learn that the Komatsu PC50 is indeed as freaking cool, if not cooler than, a CAT 305...

I learned that Rugster is still an idiot.

The day is still young...

[johnny4ever]

I learned that Beam and Coke caps it off nice.

I learned that John Bonham is the best ROCK drummer.

I learned that my daughter is fluent an a toddler language that I am not.

[cruiser88]

i have learned to tear down the electrical componts of a heat pump and put it all back toghter. and recharge the system

[john_eckels]

I have learned not to swear at the third shift computer operators at my company. I was paged at 3:30 am sunday night when a critical inventory job failed. I called operations, and the guy who paged me went on break and I was told to call back in 30 minutes. Sooo, when he came off break I let him have it with every word in the book. So he filed a complaint against me with his boss, my boss yelled at me for using inappropriate language, then I let him know the circumstances. He called the operations supervisor, told him my side of the story, and the guy said he didnt blame me and assured my supervisor that situation would never happen again.

[fzj80kidpen]

Nice,
Sounds about like my work week.
I learned that people get very testy during re=orgs and consolidations.
Whats the point in going to work if you can't fawk with Aholes

[e9999]

I learned that if I'm planning to go to the range for a match, my 80 ends up filled with all sorts of junk... what's with that?

[Gumby]

I learned that as stupid people go out drinking on St. Patty's and are surprised at the number of police on the road, students bring weed to school on 4:20 and get arrested when the sniffer dogs show up.

dumbasses.

[90 Weight]

HAAHAH thats why the whole school parking lot was empty today...they all parked acrooss the street

Originally Posted by Gumby

I learned that as stupid people go out drinking on St. Patty's and are surprised at the number of police on the road, students bring weed to school on 4:20 and get arrested when the sniffer dogs show up.

dumbasses.

I learned that your typical herb dealers dont like dealing on 420...they are all out