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07-19-06, 07:57 AM
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| OH SNAP... Selling on Craigslist a mini fridge.
From Craigslist:
Date: 2006-06-25, 8:44AM PDT
Dear Crazy-As-Bat-Shit-Lady:
I am honored that you chose my ad for a mini fridge out of all the ads you could have chosen. It makes me feel good that my mini fridge will be supplying you with the ice cold beverages you've obviously become accustomed to.
Next time you answer one of my ads, please note the following:
1. I am not Home Depot. If you travel thirty minutes to pick up a bulky 40-pound object, please come prepared with the necessary items you'll need to secure it to your vehicle. Yes, I have rope. I have a lot of rope. I have many different colors and sizes of rope. No, you can not have my rope. The ad said I was selling a fridge, not a fridge with rope. Nor was I selling a fridge with padding so that the pleather seats on your piece of crap car don't get marked up.
2. What part of 'buyer must pick up' in the ad was confusing to you? Yes, I have a vehicle. No, I don't want to haul your fridge all the way to East BumbleFuck on the hottest day of the year. No, I'm really really sure I don't want to do that. No, really. I'm sure.
3. Please call me only once with ALL your questions. I left for the day, and had 5 messages on my answering machine, the last one was at 10:30 pm. Frankly lady, you were sounding a bit too crazy by the end of the day. It's a fridge. A small metal box that keeps shit cold. I don't have the fridge's family tree. For all I know the fridge's was conceived by a slutty young Maytag that graced some hillbilly's side porch. I don't know the exact age of the fridge. I bought it a few months ago, I used it for a couple of days, ok, I lied, I used it a whole week. The fact is, you're not buying a race horse, you're buying a used fridge.
4. No, I will not knock $10 bucks off the price of the fridge because your anal retentive eyes picked up the ittiest, bittiest hairline scratch from across my driveway. I'm not making judgements on you, but I'm pretty damn sure Donald Trump didn't send you across the country to pick up a used fridge for Trump Towers. Though I'd wager the whole concept of the mini-fridge bar is a familar one to you.
5. Yes, you can unplug a fridge without any harm to the fridge. Believe me, the fridge is fine. The manufacturers have figured out a way to extend the life of a fridge that has been unplugged. Yes, I'm absolutely sure of that. No, you did not have to leave 2 messages about your concerns with the fridge being unplugged, and frankly it was a little embarrassing having the same conversation with you in my driveway where my neighbors could hear.
6. No, I don't have the operating instructions. I can write them down for you though: Plug fridge in. Open door. Put crap inside. Take crap out when it's cold. Eat or drink crap.
7. I am not a fridge pimp. I don't have any more fridges at that price. No, I don't know where you can get another fridge at that price. Yes, I know it's in great condition for the price, and I'm sure you'd like your other crazy-as-bat-shit-mini-fridge-buying-friends to have one just like it, but this is all I have. Here's a thought, there's this online classified ads website. Yeah, you may have heard of it, it's called CRAIGSLIST. I dunno, maybe, just maybe, in this great land of ours, there's another mini-fridge being advertised there.
8. Please remove my phone number from your address book. I think our relationship is over. Oh, and if you've added me to your AIM Buddy List, please delete me. Please. I beg you.
Yours truly,
The mini-fridge seller
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07-19-06, 08:07 AM
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| Let me guess.......Another Ruggie cut and paste? | 
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07-19-06, 08:12 AM
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| this being funny does not negate the fact you are still a douche | |
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07-19-06, 08:13 AM
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| I'm not gonna read that crap, but based on the poster I'm pretty sure there's some America hating going on. | |
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07-19-06, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by whodat I'm not gonna read that crap, but based on the poster I'm pretty sure there's some America hating going on. |
Why do you hate mini fridge so?
Your location is under Ruggies couch?
Thats just kinda weird...
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07-19-06, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by whodat I'm not gonna read that crap, but based on the poster I'm pretty sure there's some America hating going on. | What have you done for your country? | |
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07-19-06, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Rugster What have you done for your country? |
he flushes after going no. 2 | |
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07-19-06, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Red Herring Why do you hate mini fridge so?
Your location is under Ruggies couch?
Thats just kinda weird... | Yeah, his obsession with Rugster is a little odd...
Seems he can't enter a single thread without a "where's Ruggie" "What would Ruggie say?" or some other thing along those lines.
He reminds me kind of an organ grinder's monkey, wading through threads banging people on the knees with a cup...
Of course, it may be a simple case of concomitance on my part with his old avatar and all...
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07-19-06, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Rugster What have you done for your country? | i voted for Bush.................... | |
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07-19-06, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Noah i voted for Bush.................... | Then you too should be held responsible for all the damage done to this great nation. | |
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07-19-06, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Noah i voted for Bush.................... |
liar, you collect Kennedy paraphernalia  | |
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07-19-06, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Noah this being funny does not negate the fact you are still a douche | you're a part-timer now......it's a huge dildo, not a douche
but douche works too 
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07-19-06, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Rugster What have you done for your country? | What have you done for yours this decade that doesn't involve a couch and the internet?
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07-19-06, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Rugster Then you too should be held responsible for all the damage done to this great nation. | And what are you going to take responsibility for?
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07-19-06, 12:32 PM
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| But the post was funny!
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07-19-06, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by beaufort-fj60 liar, you collect Kennedy paraphernalia | but i sold it....so it doesnt count | |
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07-19-06, 12:35 PM
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| Ok politcal natzis theres no jew here and Im pretty sure this isnt germany. So back off.
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Originally Posted by Capocaccia Ok politcal natzis theres no jew here and Im pretty sure this isnt germany. So back off. | Well, the above statement was incoherent, but it wasn't very rant-y, so maybe you should try it again? | |
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07-19-06, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Cruisin'Carolina But the post was funny! | \
I thought so also. And have run into people like that myself. | |
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07-19-06, 12:42 PM
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| It's funny to me how many people go waaaay overboard with even the smallest purchase.
It just helps bolster the argument that pot should be legal. 
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