I hope everyone can attend the February event. After the club meeting next Tuesday (being at that secret location down the road from that place) we will be working on a top secret project (that involves a particular lil military trailer and a bunch of shovels) that will be accompanying me south to that so called River Shiver event.
Make sure you're there to partake in this exhilarating event. I might actually take it upon myself to cook a decent meal for once.
Whoa Deny, hold up! No one said anything about wearing your birthday suit to this particular event. You need to get your mind out of the gutter, pervie.