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Old 02-24-06, 08:22 PM   #24 (permalink)
yournamehere
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Yournamehere's recipe for 'pissed wife' using dutch oven technique.

Take one (1) bed and load with subject [i.e. wife/girlfriend/mate/whatever]
Expell ass gas under covers or sheets
promptly pull sheets over subjects head and hold tightly to mattress
Attempt to keep subject sealed for as long as possiible.
Lift sheets and laugh histerically.

repeat if needed.

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