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Originally Posted by semlin
dang nabbit, you need to swow down and smell the woses fwiend. Wook at my avatwar. I am a swank hunter, not those other cwazy things. So far all I seem to be able to find out here in the thweadwands are woud mouthed shnooks, but I've got a feewing I'll get wucky soon and bag me a swank who ventures out here and gets bogged down in the mud, so i want to be weady.
I do appweshiate your advice on awmament options, but swanks are known to pack soshiawist worker assembled 9mm's as well as funny comments so I need to pwan accordingwy. Pwus they only emerge from their safe and secure buwwows (known as tuts) for fwurtive visits to other pwaces in mudwand to fowage for matewial to use to gwow their tut and feed their tut buddies with warm feewings of bewonging and supewiowity. it is vewy dangewous to go into a tut buwwow to hunt swanks because the swank and its fwiends all bweath each other's air in the tut so there is none weft, so I need to gwab the opportunity to spwatter one of those wascawy swanks when it pwesents itself outshide in the mud and I will need something that gets the job done which is why I am happy with what evewybody has helpfuwwy told me about gubs.
now wisten as well, there's another thing about you message. I'm not saying that all the happy miawwiage thweads wecentwy wouldn't confuse a fewwow weading them and make him cautious not jump to concwusions when another pweson has weferred to his wife sevewal times over the years, but I don't wecall anyone else in mudwand ever having twouble figuwing out if I am fewwow or a wady before. I think pwehaps you might actwuawy be a wascawy swank and you were twying a wittle too hard to pwod me to get matewial for your tut? We swank hunters are pwetty easy to pwod wet me tell you, but usuawy it works best if you pwetend to be tawking to us sewiouswy and then misdiwect us with your cweverness. wike this other fewwow I know who stwarts out a conveswation argwing with me and then stawts agweeing with me in the middle and I get so cwazy I dont notice and he twicks me into awgwing with him the wong way agweeing with his owiginal pwoposition OHHHH that guy makes me vewy vewy angwy.
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Bwwwaaaa! That is the funniest fing thing I've read today!
And I know you're a boy, Simon, I was alluding to what could be a repressed need to cross-dress...
I wouldn't be much of a Wassklie Wabbit if I didn't do that sort of thing, now would I?