How about a little non-patisan humor on the subject?
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And
>Southern Republicans?
>
>The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>children. Suddenly, A Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
>corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
>knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40 cal, and you are
>an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
>family. What do you do?
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>Democrat's Answer:
>
>Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>
>Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>
>Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>
>Could we run away?
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>What does my wife think?
>
>What about the kids?
>
>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
>hand?
>
>What does the law say about this situation?
>
>Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>
>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
>send to society and to my children?
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>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>
>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
>me?
>
>Should I call 9-1-1?
>
>Why is this street so deserted?
>
>We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
>healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>
>This is all so confusing!
>
>I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a
>consensus.
>
>Is he gay?
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>Republican's Answer:
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>BANG!
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>Southern Republican's Answer:
>
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of
>reloading).
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>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
>
>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
>Hollow Points?"
Probably get flamed, but thought it was humorous.
