how many uses are there for fruit cake:
1- wheel chock
2- door stop
3- ballast in viking ships
4- form of glycerol for fuel; kind of like TNT but not so delicate
5- paper weight
6- weapon
7- building block for pyramids, retaining walls, or to border flower beds
8- scratching post for cat
9- chew toy for large dogs
10- fire log
11- ?????
LMMFAO