OK folks - here is the latest. This non-event (June 4-7)will be called the Ozark Cruiser Crawl - Unplanned, Unsanctioned, Unapproved, Uninsured, and Ill-advised!
This will be an open event so I couldn't care less what you or your friends drive - just come wheel! I still have one unanswered question before I give out the details on cost but I'll pass that along as soon as I get darn good and ready. You will pay your fees for the wheelin and camping (if necessary) directly to the Superlift Park upon your arrival.
We ain't gona feed ya - bring your own dang food!
We aint gona inspect your junk - thats between you and the Park!
We ain't gona fix ya - see above!
We aint selling no raffle tickets - but you still might win something! (More details on this later)
We ain't trying to collect no money- -keep it and use it wisely!
Don't be lookin for no drivers bag - ain't gona be one!
There ain't gona be no band - if you play bring your junk with ya!
We ain't selling no t-shirts - but I'll give you the name of the guy that will!
We are going to ask that you let us know ahead of time if your gona show!
We are gona ask that you abide by all of the Park rules!
We are gona ask that you wheel in a safe and courteous manner!
That is all for now
