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Originally Posted by rusty_tlc

And the two brave warriors marched forth to slay the weeds and grasses. And to rein the advances of the subjugated species.

The wackers roaring they advanced on the weedish hordes and slew them in great numbers. Long did they toil, though the sun beat fiercely upon them the TUT warriors did not falter. On and on they fought, stopping only to quench their thirst with ale. After many hours they at last prevailed.

And the children once again trod all over the subjugated grasses and frolicked with their pets. And the spouses glowed with admiration for their mighty warriors, no longer fearing the scorn and derision of the neighbors.

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