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Originally Posted by Gumby
Dave's and similar stuff isn't sauce. It doesn't improve the flavor, it just hurts for no reason.
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There was the time I worked with this Polish guy named Ivan. He was a tough guy always bragged about everything. He liked hot stuff and thought he could handle anything. I told him about this sauce I had called Spontaneos combustion. I brought it in to work and at lunch break I brought it out. I warned/suggested that he try a single drop, this stuff is seriously insanely hot. He proceeded to dash it all over one piece of his sandwich bread. He took a single bite and about 30 seconds later he ran to the trash can to spit it all out, then he threw away his sandwich.
Ivan was'nt so tough...
It was funny because you had to appreciate Ivan. He was a toughguy that would go out of his way to make you see that he was a badass. I knew what would happen, (what he would do as a braggart) and I am guilty for setting it up, but I could not resist. I was 100% honest in my warnings.
I forgot to mention that leading up to this day he would bring in hot peppers and other stuff and brag about how he could handle the hottest of the hot.