The sign should read: "Welcome to America, the place where out of a thousand that it would take to run it, we'll only give you an option to vote on three.".
And then, we'll call you a stereotypical name, and apply another childish method known as "peer pressure" (and say:"love it or leave it") when you choose not voting for any as a form of protest.
And protesting is illegal BTW. (I know its not really)
YouTube - Arrested for reading the constitution