[WristPin]

oh yeah
dammit boone!

that has been the first news report i have watched all year. i was tring for a whole year of no news bullshit.

i hate how they're always like

thanks, tanya. im standing out side where they just rescued mrs browns cat in a tree, just hours ago.

heres the tree little miffy was stuck in for over twelve minutes. (pan to tree)

(snap to interview) guy in moldly clothes: i just wanted to see miffy get out alive. i tried shooitn her with my paintball gun but was out of co2. she sure scared me though

that was a moldy guy saying how petrified he was

and now the weather

thanks tom. welcome back folks for a exciting weather report. basically what ever i say is not gonna happen, so instead, ill just tell you its going to snow, yes i know, its 82 degress out now. but either way, i still get paid. by the way i have a wart on my ass and i expect a cold front to move in tomorrow moring and have it removed.

back to you tanya