[phrogg4evr]

Originally Posted by Cruiserdrew

Kill them, and bury them on the property.

"You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them.
Cause it's no good leaving it in the freezer for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out, for the sake of the piggies' digestion.
You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sieving through pigshit, now do yah?

They will go through bone like butter.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting...
...so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes.
That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression... ..."as greedy... as... a pig".