In case HH misses it in ketchup (like he is gonna do that)
and because I love the long posts so much... here is a
compilation.
Top Ten Reasons We Have Seen So Few Posts Lately From HH:
10) Since he has hit OZ, running around in the bush like an Abbo in a dress has him a little cronfused.
9) He got a little messed up and is trying to post using a microwave with all the blood in his head.
8) He needs a brain transplant from driving on the wrong side of the road and is in the clinic awaiting the operation.
7) He has been drinking piss because he did not know that Aussies refer to beer by other monikers.
6) Because he has been UPSIDED DOWN so long, he fell off the train.
5) He has been looking for Lup.
4) Trying to hold on to the earth with his feet has turned him ghey and he is posting on Pirate.
3) He tried swimming with the dolphins and enjoyed being humped by them so much, he is still in the water.
2) He took a wrong turn on his latest run and is permanently lost in OZ.
And the number one reason that Chris has posted so little from OZ:
1) He was being detained by OZ Custom Authorities for attempting to export too many cruiser parts.