So, I pull into the parking lot on campus that is near the student center, library, and a bunch of dorms. There is this Toyota P/U behind me that somebody left the lights on. I didnt know what to do, so I take it upon myself to open the door and turn the lights off. Damn, locked.
Here comes the campus police. I thought he said "Do you have any insurance on this vehicle?"
And I replied, "No, it's not mine."
"That is what I mean, what is your interest in this vehicle."
"Ohhhhhhhh, somebody left there lights on."
Oh shit look on his face, he starts laughing nervously and tells me it is his truck and was worried.
I said "Oh, well you left your lights on, and I was just going to flick them off because I knew it would be hard to find the owner on campus."