I had a full tool belt on! I thought I was going to stop when I got to the porch (it changes to a lesser pitch), but it just launched me further out into the yard. Ok, I said, bump and roll, but the target was a big patch of prickley pear cactus

Bump and roll was out, so on came the brakes. My wife was inside and said she heard the oh s**t as a flash went by the window. 2 days later I was chating with the orthopedic surgeon.