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Gumby · 10-18-07, 07:35 PM

Know why Ron Paul ain't gonna be President, and why Mitt is the only current Republican hopeful?

Despite the fact that 50% of white males (the only current population running for Republican nominee) are bald, no man has been seriously considered as an non- incumbent that has been even starting to go bald since the age of television.

It's sad that we live in a shallow society, but there it is. Fred Thompson, Rudy, and McCain are doomed.

I'd win for sure if there was no TV, but who's gonna vote for a hairless, lop headed green guy?

10-18-07, 07:35 PM	#70
Gumby Former Wheeler Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Knee deep in hookers and gin TLCA# 5658 Posts: 5,063	Know why Ron Paul ain't gonna be President, and why Mitt is the only current Republican hopeful? Despite the fact that 50% of white males (the only current population running for Republican nominee) are bald, no man has been seriously considered as an non- incumbent that has been even starting to go bald since the age of television. It's sad that we live in a shallow society, but there it is. Fred Thompson, Rudy, and McCain are doomed. I'd win for sure if there was no TV, but who's gonna vote for a hairless, lop headed green guy? __________________ War Pig and the nameless 45lv "Don't you know, Stan, it's *always* between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich."