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Originally Posted by PHBeerman

Almost as well as your PBR goes with your hood and burning cross.

oldie but goodie..

Originally Posted by BHMCruiser

I only drink hand-crafted lagers from the upper valley section of Oregon, made out of the finest hand-selected barleys and hops, lovingly aged in hand-carved oaken barrels, with hand-picked berry deliciousness added, painstakingly hand-bottled, that I drink with five of my friends who all sit around hand-jobbing one another. My favorites include Little Big Indian Mulberry Reserve, Preservation Reservation Bockberry Cowboy, and Red Yellow Amberberry Limited Edition. Each individual bottle costs more than a new tire.

I also wear Noah's shirt while I drink these. I LOATHE beer in a can. I make lots of money. I'm very important. I cook steaks in an oven. I disdainfully refer to Budweiser as piss, even though I actually like to drink urine.

The cheapest beer I will drink costs more than your shoes.