[Romer]

Now you might think that everyone needs to consider the Shaman’s power and reach. Everyone except for Mrs. Cdan. She is the only who Cdan is concerned about her reach. I have had the pleasure of meeting Mrs. Cdan on several occasions. She is a remarkable woman. I asked her how she is able to avoid Cdan’s shawman powers.

Mrs Cdan: Well, you have been married a long time.
Me: Yeah, 20 years.
Mrs. Cdan: What is the one thing that wives can do that makes their husbands powerless.
Me: I can’t say that in front of a Lady
Mrs. Cdan; No not that. I said Powerless, not frustrated!
Me: ummmm
Mrs. Cdan: What happens when your wife gives you the LOOK.
Me: People around me duck for cover.
Me: The kids stop bitching and put on their cute face
Me: And I start muttering, Yes Dear, I’m sorry dear even when I don’t know what I did!
Mrs. Cdan : Exactly! Dan can come in all cocky and one look and he is studying his shoes.
Mrs. Cdan : He isn’t the only one with powers either.
Me: Ohh?
Mrs Cdan: Sometimes he tries to pull a fast one and has some of his toys shipped to the Toyota Dock. He is always surprised when I show up while he is unwrapping the obvious non-Toyota part. Now that’s when he gets to be frustrated!